Iron Mic: The How's Your News Of Hip Hop
I was going to post this clip a couple of days ago, but I was worried. On the one hand, it is crazy magical. On the other hand, I wanted my intentions to be clear that I was not making fun of anyone, and that I support all of the contestants on the Iron Mic competition. It's like the movie How's Your News, one of the most loving, well-intentioned projects of all time. But for community access televised rap battles.
Oh, also, 50 Cent posted it on his blog, and you know he would never do anything to insult anyone.
Posted by Gabe at 11:01 AM in Music Related Content
Tags: 50 Cent | How's Your News | Iron Mic
i know none of you watched this whole thing. you probably stopped when the second jaboy froze up for like 17 minutes. that jaboy lost, but he did have teh best rhyme at least from a dadaist readig of the "text" of the event: "I tell you i'm the best, every hour, it's like rosie o'donnell at a bisexual bridal shower'
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"YO YO YO B-BOYS I GOSTA SICK N' TENNA IDEA'S FO A SHO, WE GETS A RETARD RIGHTS? N' DEN WE'S BE LIKE EXPLOITIN' HIM AND SHITS RIGHT'S? THENS WES LIKE JUDGE HIM AND LIKE'S POKE SOME FUN'S AT HIM'S AND ALL THAT SHIZZ MUTHA FUCKA'S!" "Oh shit, he's better than the guy who not a retard. What do we do?" "Whatev's hoe, give it to the mutha fucka who doesn't have a disability."
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I think Eli had a stroke right then. He should definitely get more points for continuing after having a stroke.
And to ENVY Spit, Spit, Pause…..YOU MESSIN’ UP THE ROTATION!!!!
Eli is not retarded. He has MS....and WICKED AWESOME FRESTYLE SKILLS, MAYNE!
Eli You da bess Myne. You diiiiiid it……LOL
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