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July 28, 2009

Introducing The Official Videogum Theme Song

"Champion of My Heart" by Richie Cunning:

I was at a barbecue last weekend (your jealousy is palpable) and my friend Jane had one of those mini-boomboxes that you can plug your mp3 player into (whatever that is, I still use a rotary phone when I'm not in the hospital for age-related illnesses) and we probably listened to this song 100 times. It's so good. Legend has it that it was recorded by a San Francisco based MC named Richie Cunning (legit: here he is opening for Method Man and Red Man) one night when he was just fucking around in the studio. He sent it to all of his friends, and everyone who has ever heard it recognizes that it is the greatest song ever recorded, and, as seen here, there is even a fan made music video for it that you wish you had made because of how much the best it is, but no official release. Whoops!

You can listen to this song, which is now the Official Videogum Theme Song, in its powerful, majestic glory, without having to watch children play 1980s make believe here.

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Sounds like a helluva BBQ

Posted by: ModernMANdroid at 07/28/09 5:39 PM | Reply
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meesh

"and you think you've lost it because the other guy knows karate?"

Yup, that's about right.

Posted by: meesh profile link at 07/28/09 5:42 PM | Reply
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If this guy was born two decades earlier he could've overtaken Huey Lewis as songsmith extraordinaire in the 80's. ...maybe.

Posted by: Skeezix profile link at 07/28/09 5:43 PM | Reply
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WakeyWakey

The chorus is great but, man, that pre-chorus is UNSTOPPABLE.

Posted by: WakeyWakey profile link at 07/28/09 5:45 PM | Reply
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DrinkPlanner

Something about it definitely captures that 80's feeling...it reminded me of the Kenny Loggins song from the Footloose soundtrack "I'm Free (Heaven Help the Man)". Look it up, it rules.

Posted by: DrinkPlanner profile link at 07/28/09 5:49 PM | Reply
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j0shsm1th

omg 5 mins, this is ridiculous... "when the moonlight falls upon your face, i want you to remember that your the champion of my heart"... unbelieveable

Posted by: j0shsm1th profile link at 07/28/09 5:50 PM | Reply
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Not Kraut Rock...Prog rock and I like it.

Posted by: EagleHat at 07/28/09 5:54 PM | Reply
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Kenny Powers

The fun part about this tune is that when you're singing along with it you can change the lyrics to Champion Of My Fart.

Posted by: Kenny Powers profile link at 07/28/09 5:54 PM | Reply
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Godsauce

That egg looked delicious!

Posted by: Godsauce profile link at 07/28/09 5:55 PM | Reply
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Pete

Champion of My Heart is a dog blog by professional freelance writer Roxanne Hawn about her fearful border collie, Lilly. Topics include dog training, clicker training, canine agility, behavior modification, and more.
http://championofmyheart.com

Posted by: Pete profile link at 07/28/09 5:59 PM | Reply
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kiss the pan

I'm sorry, but nothing will replace "The Final Countdown" as my theme song to everything. NOTHING, I tell you!

Posted by: kiss the pan profile link at 07/28/09 6:03 PM | Reply
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bingo gas station

Top #3 in no particular order.

- Champion of my Heart
- Final Countdown
- Now You're a Man

Posted by: bingo gas station profile link in reply to kiss the pan's comment at 07/28/09 6:05 PM | Reply
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Max the King of All Wild Things

I would just like to point out that, because I am a nerd, I occasionally check Patriot's blog thing. And I thought you'd like to know, that it now has both the Official Videogum song and the Official Kiss the Pan song. Somebody out there must like you. Or, someone on the internet, or. uh.. i dunno. Thought I'd let ya know.

Posted by: Max the King of All Wild Things profile link in reply to kiss the pan's comment at 07/28/09 6:59 PM | Reply
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kiss the pan

HA! Thanks for the update! For a second I thought you meant he composed and recorded songs actually named after Videogum and my username (which of course would be insane. I'm not saying American Patriot is John J. Normalguy, but he's not tonetta777-type crazy, or even Crispin Glover-type, for that matter.) I guess my comment just reminded AnAmPat of how great and inspiring that all-purpose song is. Which means he must still be checking up on us -- COME BACK, AmPat, you CRAZY GOON!

Posted by: kiss the pan profile link in reply to Max the King of All Wild Things's comment at 07/28/09 8:08 PM | Reply
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moonvest

I thought he was just posting as Da Cake Eatur again?

Posted by: moonvest profile link in reply to kiss the pan's comment at 08/05/09 1:48 PM | Reply
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Abalogariz

Seconded, except I alternate it with Haddaway's "What Is Love?".

Posted by: Abalogariz profile link in reply to kiss the pan's comment at 07/28/09 8:04 PM | Reply
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Beardzoid

Look out "Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell," a new best song of 2009 contender has entered the ring.

Posted by: Beardzoid profile link at 07/28/09 6:08 PM | Reply
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Girl Friday

"So you call upon the Gods / And the deity appears before your eyes / And he passes you the scepter / scepter! scepter!!! scepter!!!!!"

Stop the vote tabulations, Richie Cunning just won all the Grammies.

Posted by: Girl Friday profile link at 07/28/09 6:16 PM | Reply
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jawbone

I prefer curling up in the corner, weeping, while listening to, and miming, I Want To Know What Love Is




I want you to show me

Posted by: jawbone profile link at 07/28/09 6:21 PM | Reply
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Calliwell

The last time I heard that song I cried in public. I was in a retail store, and had to do a price check on a jock strap and then I just lost it. Anyways, just thought I had to share that...

Posted by: Calliwell profile link in reply to jawbone's comment at 07/29/09 11:17 AM | Reply
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JollyRancher

Sometimes it's nice when Gabe posts nice things and we can all just laugh and smile and stop being such mean-spirited no-goodnicks. Let's not make a habit of it, but still.

Posted by: JollyRancher profile link at 07/28/09 6:27 PM | Reply
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heywoodjewbrome

Eargasm! My cochleae are Cunning!

Posted by: heywoodjewbrome profile link at 07/28/09 6:31 PM | Reply
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Deezey

Move over, You're The Best Around, I've got a new theme song.

Posted by: Deezey profile link at 07/28/09 6:34 PM | Reply
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dude

That is some serious Gerald Cooperberg in training shit.

Posted by: dude profile link at 07/28/09 6:37 PM | Reply
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JollyRancher

"Can you show me this ... what is it? A new way?"

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Becca

this song now rivals the darkness' i believe in a thing called love as the melodic champion of MY heart.

Posted by: Becca profile link at 07/28/09 6:47 PM | Reply
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Becca

and can i just stop to wonder how a RAPPER was so inspired to have come up with this masterpiece?

Posted by: Becca profile link in reply to Becca's comment at 07/28/09 6:51 PM | Reply
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Between liking the Darkness and this comment, I'm beginning to suspect that you're not as black as your avatar might suggest.

Posted by: or death in reply to Becca's comment at 07/28/09 7:39 PM | Reply
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Max the King of All Wild Things

e-racist.

Posted by: Max the King of All Wild Things profile link in reply to or death's comment at 07/28/09 7:41 PM | Reply
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Becca

Have fun at dinner. At Pat Buchanan's house.
You dine there once a fortnight and have rich dialogues about fun things like what Black people do and like.
And tonight you're inviting all the Gummerz who upvoted this comment. SOMEBODY'S GONNA NEED A BIGGER TABLE!

Posted by: Becca profile link in reply to or death's comment at 07/28/09 8:16 PM | Reply
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sen_tankerbell

Does Jeff Sessions have a Videogum account?

Posted by: sen_tankerbell profile link in reply to or death's comment at 07/28/09 8:59 PM | Reply
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Friendly Giant

This still has upvotes? I nominate it for a special "Editor's choice - worst comment of the week" award.

Posted by: Friendly Giant profile link in reply to or death's comment at 07/28/09 9:34 PM | Reply
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RichGuy

Good point. Very critical.

Just like Gabe's av...Hmm...This is very important to my Internet Comprehension Exam!

Posted by: RichGuy profile link in reply to or death's comment at 07/28/09 10:25 PM | Reply
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Becca

also, Chris Dane Owens is MAAAAAAAAAAD!

Posted by: Becca profile link in reply to Becca's comment at 07/28/09 6:53 PM | Reply
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Matthew

I like how after the kid swallows the egg, (circa 3:40) the other guy does a lil ditty like he's running up some stairs and jumps, a la Rocky Balboa. THEN, naturally, they cut back to homey eating some more eggs. That's how you train to not fight someone, you guys.

♫Septor, septor, SEPTOR!!♫

Posted by: Matthew profile link at 07/28/09 7:42 PM | Reply
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Abalogariz

I clicked "Play" before I fully read the description, so I spent the whole video waiting for Richie Cunningham to show up.

Posted by: Abalogariz profile link at 07/28/09 8:09 PM | Reply
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whoatom101

I'm pretty sure that Marty kid played this at last year's prom when when he had to fill in for Marvin Berry (I think he sliced his hand or something).

Posted by: whoatom101 profile link at 07/28/09 8:47 PM | Reply
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Funtastik

I need a full print-out of the lyrics. And I need to begin using the word "sceptre" more often.

Posted by: Funtastik profile link at 07/28/09 8:52 PM | Reply
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pepper

i just saw scepter spelled three different ways on one page. way to go you guys! VARIETY!

Posted by: pepper profile link at 07/28/09 9:40 PM | Reply
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This like "I Need A Hero" 2.0... but with animal metaphors.

Posted by: jp ftw at 07/28/09 9:46 PM | Reply
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Teh_Nightman

Yeah, this is good, but the best? Maybe if Richie Cunning's name was "A-Ha," and the song was called "Take On Me," it would be. Right now? He wishes.

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Paper Werewolf

My personal theme song is still "Trust Yourself":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2YqGciFOmM

Posted by: Paper Werewolf profile link at 07/28/09 11:03 PM | Reply
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I've never heard anyone sing so passionately about hummingbirds before.

Posted by: hot bread profile link at 07/29/09 12:40 AM | Reply
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Saad

VH1 just blew up out of sheer awesomticity of this, the new summer anthem!

Posted by: Saad profile link at 07/29/09 2:15 AM | Reply
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compression.shorts.mogul

Little Richie Cunningham finally proves he's as cool as "The Fonz."

Go, Little Richie Cunningham, GO!

Posted by: compression.shorts.mogul profile link at 07/29/09 3:33 AM | Reply
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dw

Um, am I the only one bored by this? It's not particularly funny, seeing as how Richie Cunning's obviously in on the joke. Chris Dane Owens and Michael J. Lewis (and Europe) seemed to be serious, and that's what made their stuff good/bad. This is just another smarmy kid being ironic. That said, he does nail the style.

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Alex Blagg

Is that Dirk Diggler? Boogie Nights references are cool, right? What year is it again?

Posted by: Alex Blagg profile link at 07/29/09 9:51 AM | Reply
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