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June 24, 2008

Heidi Montag's New Song "Fashion" Is So Funny That It's So Nuts

Heidi Montag's last single "Higher" was widely ridiculed, but that's why it's not on the new album, duh. She was just doing it as a joke, guys. BUT THE TIME FOR JOKES IS OVER. I'm happy to report she's finally taking her music career seriously. Her new song, "Fashion" (via The Hater) is just really really professional. It's also the funniest thing ever.

When you go to the Apple Store now there are no more technicians working behind the Genius Bar, it's just this song playing on a loop. Here are my favorite lyrics in no particular order:

  • Heidi!
  • I'm so fierce that it's so nuts

Oh, and all the parts where she names fashion designers in her best "foreign accent". She's so worldly. I've heard that she's eaten at every restaurant in the Epcot Center World Showcase, twice!

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hard liquor, soft holes

you have to admit that near-rhyming "fabulous"/"it's so nuts" is geena davis-mensa-master cross-bowing level genius. behold! the next poetess laureate.

Posted by: hard liquor, soft holes profile link at 06/24/08 2:00 PM | Reply
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She makes Stacy Q look like PJ Harvey.

Posted by: Rob at 06/24/08 2:04 PM | Reply
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sooo... being famous for being a blonde rich bitch is just the new stepping stone to creating a crappy musical career that usually ends up being filler at a gay bar on tuesday nights in the video mix?

Posted by: sammy at 06/24/08 2:16 PM | Reply
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If I actually used stupid acronyms like ROFL, I would have used it for this line: "When you go to the Apple Store now there are no more technicians working behind the Genius Bar, it's just this song playing on a loop."

Epic.

Posted by: Dear Famous A$$hole at 06/26/08 3:09 PM | Reply
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