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March 30, 2009

"Did I Forget To Mention I Ain't Got No Legs?"

1/2 Price is having much more fun than we are. Do not doubt that for a second. In case you do, here's video proof:

(Via YouTube Reviewed.)

1/2 Price for famous person '09! If you're a booker at a late night talk show, get this guy on the phone right. now. (Also, yesterday, 1/2 Price confirmed in a YouTube comment on this video's page that he has a penis, in case anyone was wondering. So all this gangsta bravado isn't a case of overcompensating, for once!)

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hlebtastic

In the youtube comment where he confirmed the existence of his penis did he specify if it was between his legs or if it was the ridiculous flopper he apparently has inside his brain?

Posted by: hlebtastic profile link at 03/30/09 4:28 PM | Reply
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Elliot

i hate one-upping on videogum, cause that's what my blog is for right? (i dont have a blog. technology frightens me.)
but as far as people with half a torso, a third of a tune but a whole lotta heart go, ain't noone ever gonna step to the homeless guy from Kids. He keeps it real. Constantly.

Posted by: Elliot profile link at 03/30/09 4:41 PM | Reply
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Kenny Powers

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Posted by: Kenny Powers profile link at 03/30/09 5:07 PM | Reply
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Blondie

HAHAHA omg rofl. Nice call, Kenny.

Posted by: Blondie profile link in reply to Kenny Powers's comment at 03/30/09 5:31 PM | Reply
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This is terrifying.
I'm never leaving the house again.
Or opening my fridge for that matter.

Posted by: Fascist Baby at 03/30/09 5:16 PM | Reply
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Blondie

How do I take a picture of his brain?

Posted by: Blondie profile link at 03/30/09 5:28 PM | Reply
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MRI. ...i wish that was funny somehow, but it's just the answer to your question :-(

Posted by: wandering ghost in reply to Blondie's comment at 03/30/09 10:38 PM | Reply
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Screw this guy, my roommate at Purchase had no arms or legs and he remixes beats. Swear to gosh, scouts honor. http://www.myspace.com/mikerossigarageband Don't tell him I blew up his spot about the limb thing. Quick true story one time in the room I was moving my Marshmallow Man bobblehead when I dropped it and all it's fingers broke off and I turned to Mike and was like shit dude, now it's broken! (I forgot he knows the plight all too well)

Posted by: Justin at 03/30/09 7:02 PM | Reply
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Funtastik

2:40 just looks like bath time. What a sweet kiddy pool.

Posted by: Funtastik profile link at 03/30/09 7:24 PM | Reply
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Pig Lamp

So many best parts to choose from...kiddie pool full of beer cans? Tumescent x-ray? Inside-the-fridge 40 hand off with triple take? Why choose?

Posted by: Pig Lamp profile link at 03/30/09 9:09 PM | Reply
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MarkyBob

You guys all have constitutions of iron; I only made it to :44.

Posted by: MarkyBob profile link at 03/30/09 11:03 PM | Reply
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Calliwell

Well no wonder he's insane, someone put a vibrator with great battery life in his brain.
Anyone know the make?

Posted by: Calliwell profile link at 03/31/09 12:32 AM | Reply
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Benjamin Coale

dos r jus mirras man. it only look like he got no legs. just a aptical illushin

Posted by: Da Cake Eatur profile link at 03/31/09 3:46 AM | Reply
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austinjedwards

yeah. you're on to something. i think there's holes in the ground and that's where his legs are. in the holes.

Posted by: austinjedwards profile link in reply to Benjamin Coale's comment at 03/31/09 9:20 AM | Reply
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Baby Jesus all to Hell that music is terrible. Even if I liked that genre of music I'd give it a -8.

Posted by: the_amazing_mumford profile link at 03/31/09 8:51 AM | Reply
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does he have a dick? it seems like he not only have no legs, he also has no dick and butt.
ugh!

Posted by: latasha at 03/31/09 11:08 AM | Reply
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1/2 price, more like 1/2 douche

Posted by: jp at 04/01/09 4:18 PM | Reply
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