Videogum Home - designed by Guilherme Rosa

 

November 6, 2008

50 Cent Is Legend

thumbnail icon: 50 Cent Is Legend

Music Video Director: OK, 50, I've got a great idea for your new music video. It's going to be set in the future and you're going to be in, like, this futuristic basement lifting crazy weights. We will make them out of styrofoam so that you can lift what is going to look like a retarded amount of weight at dangerous speeds. Lift lift lift! And then when it's time to go outside you put on a bluetooth but for your eye. And you're driving around in the apocalypse desert in the future in your Hummer and you're just, like, on a mission, because it's the future. And then you kick down a window and you're like "Get up!" You know, like "get up, guys, it's the future and we're at war with robots or something." And then you go to this laboratory and rescue this beautiful woman because the robots got her. And you take her back to your basement and you show her a filmstrip as medicine and then she wakes up and the two of you find the clones. It's like Mad Max meets I Am Legend meets The Matrix meets 'Candy Shop.' Mr. Cent? What do you think?

50 Cent: Whatever. Waitress, more Muscle Milk.

Posted by Gabe at 4:45 PM in
Tags:




1 Comments

there goes his career... when rappers use future settings in thurrr videos they're so on their way out... method man, anyone?

Posted by: yr momz at 11/06/08 8:34 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Leave a comment


Staff

  • Founder/Editor-In-Chief: Scott Lapatine
  • Senior Editor: Gabe Delahaye
  • Executive Editor: Amrit Singh

Info

Contact

You Can Make It Up logo
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.

You Can Make It Up: The Terminator Trap

The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...

MORE »

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time logo
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Funny Games

Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...

MORE »

Monsters' Ball logo
This week's five highest rated comments as voted on by you, the lowest rated comment as voted on by you, and the editor's choice.

Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments

Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...

MORE »

Double Dog logo
Blogging about TV and movies isn't all fun and videogames. Every week, Lindsay or Gabe will be presented with a physical or mental challenge that tests their bravery,patience, and taste.

Double Dog: I Took A TV Bus Tour Alone In A "Just Jack" Tshirt

The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...

MORE »

Videogum Movie Club logo
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.

The Videogum Movie Club: Where The Wild Things Are

I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...

MORE »