Two years ago, I made a rule that I wasn't going to read anything or care about rumors about the always up-in-the-air Arrested Development movie until principal photography actually starts, yet somehow I still manage to read some new little non-committal tidbit about it every day. (My life is really hard.) Anyway, this one is actually worth watching: Michael Cera expertly avoids the subject with an either distracted or totally humorless MTV reporter, and denies that the AD movie even has a script yet:
The Friends movie rumor is out there again and it's a holiday week so everyone is acting like it could be real, so I'll act like it could be real:
Cast members Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow and David Schwimmer will reprise their roles for a big-screen adaptation 'within the next 18 months', according to insiders.
18 months? On a bed of nails they make us wait! You know what? I'll make fun of the possibility of a Friends movie when this well-edited Ross and Rachel "With Or Without You" (their theme song!) montage stops breaking my heart. If goosebumps could cry:
There's a new Sex And The City full-length non-teaser trailer up today, and as expected it should have a pink band for Excessive Violence Against My Brain.
Actually, I'm glad this trailer is out, because I'm sick of movie audiences gasping, cheering and applauding at the teaser that's been playing in movie theaters since Christmas. I had to watch this one twice because I zoned out at the halfway mark, but first reactions:
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
Blogging about TV and movies isn't all fun and videogames. Every week, Lindsay or Gabe will be presented with a physical or mental challenge that tests their bravery,patience, and taste.
The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
