Who Wants To Go See All About Steve Now?
Do you want to go see All About Steve now?
Wait, whuuuuuuuut? You don't? WHY NOT?
Is it because Sandra Bullock's face doesn't look "annoying" enough? Because it looks pretty annoying right now, but I can kind of see what you mean. "Dear Hollywood, more Annoying Face, please." It's funny because of how women are so annoying, you know? I bet she talks too much, too. You can just TELL that she talks too much. The guys are like "look out, she's going to start talking again."
Is it because Sandra Bullock doesn't look "crazy" enough? She looks so crazy! Wacky! That umbrella, it's like haha, what? It's not raining! Only a really crazy person would wear boots like that. But maybe she's lovable? Maybe this proves that there's someone for everyone?! The guys are like "I don't know about this, she is probably crazy," but eventually I have a feeling that one of them (NO SPOILERS) will decide that she is crazy...CRAZY LOVABLE.
Or maybe you don't want to see it because it looks terrible. That might be it. Because it's certainly not this poster. What a great poster!
Posted by Gabe at 4:00 PM in Movie Posters
Tags: All About Steve | Bradley Cooper | Dating | Sandra Bullock | Yuck
dude, whatever.
if when bradley cooper's in a movie it's prolly gonna be good. he was so fucking good in the hangover, so I'll prolly see this. sandra Bullock was good in the proposal atleast.
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Here's the deal DUDE. If you're going to troll about you've got to at least register an account and then git a GIMIK like the other two "characters" we have on this site so that we can all hate it at first and at some weird point all simultaneously come around to love it. It creates longevity. Otherwise you're going to start getting glossed over eventually. Just trying to help!
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Also, you need your own style . Troll Style, not Man Style.
For example, Da Cake Eatur says stuf lyk dis a lot LOL den he hav trix as a snak yum!!!!!
An American Patriot is ALSO STYLISTICALLY distinct with some WEIRD ASS capitalization shit and A FAIR AMOUNT of profanity, y'all!
Just play around with it until you have something you like. We're going to hate you for at least 3-5 weeks, so you've got a little time to find your shtick and make it work.
The more you know!
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Constantinople is right. "Dude, whatever" can be your "bitch pleeze". Though I'd suggest using the abbreviated "whatev".
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When does Videogum become self-aware and kill all hu-mans? Cultures this established and complex don't stay underground. Look at the Juggalos.
Oh my god, are we...? We are the next Juggalos, you guys.
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Just wait for the Videogumcon 2012!
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this feels true to me.
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this is heartbreaking.
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I would say you're just passerby in disguise, but that guy at least took some first grade english classes, which i clearly cannot say about you, sir.
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I'm sorry, I didn't see the whole poster. After I saw "From the Producers of Miss Congeniality" I gave up.
Score = 18
You should write movie reviews on Twitter. "I'm sorry, I didn't see the whole poster" says it all, in 140 characters or less.
Or you can do it here, is fine too. Kudos.
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i know that she is supposed to be "crazy" but can't she wear crazy clothes and not dress like a 6 year old?
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weak.
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It even uses the special Comedy Red for the "Steve" text. Hollywood's way of telling the American public "this movie is hi.lar.i.ous."
Also -- Ken Jeong is, in record time, putting together a terrible resume of post-surprising-comedy-hit scene-stealing films. The Goods and this? Oof...
Score = 9
terrible post-scene-stealing-performance-in-a-surprise-comedy-blockbuster film resume*
that's better... kind of (not really)
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Plus, why does Ken Jeong warrant a picture on the poster, but not a name? Diversity!
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because my girlfriend only knows him as "the guy in the trunk" from the hangover.
Score = 11
They needed room to fit all of "Thomas Haden Church" into the given space.
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Why do you want to be Mr. Videogum so badly?
Score = -5
I guess it's because I wasn't breastfed. What about you?
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What's the deal with the cargo pants? Is is it still the late 90's? Are we in an Old Navy?
Score = 16
I would have put Thomas Hayden Church and Terrified Asian Guy in different-coloured shirts. And then I would have crumpled up the poster and thrown it away anyways (in the recycle bin, I'm not a monster).
Score = 16
Come on. Cargo pants are clearly the only thing that goes well with a shirt and tie. My girlfriend's a bridesmaid in her friend's wedding next week, so I bought a suit for the occasion. I looked high and low for the right pants for days and days until I discovered a beautiful pair of vintage Aeropastel four-pocket cargos. It's gonna be awesome. I can put my portable CD player in one pocket and stash roasted chicken and dinner rolls from the buffet in the other three.
Form and function, coexisting harmoniously. Motherfuckers need to know.
Score = 28
Relax, Technoseinfeld
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Uh oh.... Ms Bullock, did nobody tell you. You NEVER go full retard.
Score = 15
I wish Sandra Bullock would have landed Zach Galafianakis' role in The Hangover the way God intended.
Score = 9
LOL it's that funny dood ken jeong who's in all those funny movies! He's like the Michael Cera of token asian characters!
Score = 13
I hope Ken Jeong at least trims his pubes for this movie.
Score = 5
Is Sandra Bullock's character named Steve? I don't get it. It looks like All About How Steve Was Beaten Severely with an Umbrella at the Hands of Sandra Bullock. Weighty title, but that's a movie I would see.
Score = 17
Sandra Bullock used to be Steve. Ken Jeong and Bradley Cooper are reporters trying to uncover the secret surgery Steve had. T.H. Church plays the mad scientist surveying the awful damage his work created.
Professor of Reading Images, Office Hours 10-12 M, T, TH.
Score = 8
I actually kind of want to see this movie because I know it will help me, a middle-aged, slightly overweight, chatty, esoteric woman, feel more like I still have a chance at love.
I'm also thinking of dying my hair to a nice sandy blonde.
Score = 11
Sandy Blonde is for prissy bitches. Dye it black or white... they're truer to us.
Score = -6
at first glance of the small picture on the main page i thought this movie poster was a bloodied sandra bullock brandishing a giant knife.
i would see that movie.
Score = 27
I thought that too. I took the post's title to be completely earnest. Who wouldn't want to see Sandra Bullock chopping Bradley Cooper to bits with a machete?
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That makes three of us. And i wasn't sure at first, whether the poster was just an insane bout of photoshop inspiration on Gabe's part or whether it was actual promotional material.
Pretty disappointed over here.
Score = 6
movie club!
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sandra bulldick is a drain on joy.
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You're a drain on the soul. A clogged drain. Feel the writhe of my throbbing thoughts... bitch.
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easy tiger.
it's only sandy bullcock.
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no... you can't see what I see... obvs. Get a wiff of reality.
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okay.
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So do we have a Twilight troll now? Is that this guy's shtick?
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Sandara Bullock looks really tall in this image. Photoshop failz.
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Why does it seem like they (they being the unknown logic-void monsters who made this poster) purposely tried to make sure that each of their names were not above the corresponding actors' heads?
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Oh! I know this one! The names are listed in the billing order, it's in the actor's contracts. The design is based on what will be more visually appealing(which, by the way, means this spells success), which is why you see so many posters with two male leads names first, but the female lead is in the middle. So you notice the boobs.
I read it! The more you know!
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I hate how everyone on the left is overlapping each other. Someone was like, "Needs more Ken Jeong," but there was no space so they just stuck him on the side, peeking halfway into the poster like a creep.
Score = 7
All the guys have expressions that say something along the lines of: "WTF, is this real life? Did I actually sign up for this?"
Score = 4
They were too lazy to get all these people in the same room at the same time? I mean, they're obviously all cut n' pasted in, with different light sources - yikes. They couldn't muster up a few grand more for a decent shot of three guys and a crazy girl?
Hollywood is clearly much better at money managment than I am.
Score = 6
Why does every generic romcom poster seem to take place in the world of diffused spotlights?
Or perhaps it's just the cheapest photo backdrop offered at the Sears portrait studio.
Score = 10
How bout a SPOILER ALERT?? I was gonna see the Hangover tonight. Way to ruin it for me.
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That was s'posed to be in reply to @mp. What the eff, reply button?
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i dont know what this says about my life, but this is the funniest thing i've seen all day.
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Thanks for the nightmares, Sharkleberry! I don't get enough of those already!
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That may actually be the new face of horror.
Score = 10
This is swimming in awesome sauce.
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I love your .gif
AWW WITTOW KITTY EATING CORM
SILLY KITTEH
KITTEHS DON'T EAT CORM ^.^
Score = 2
Kittys are cute. Cute enough to eat them...
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That reminds me of this nightmare from YTMND:
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AHHH
What is it with Videogummers and terrifying gifs????
I need to go wash my eyes out with cute animal videos...
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Oh noes, we're going to need more prizes because you just WON THEM ALL.
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Nope. You still win the Cutest Avatar prize.
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This is totally coyote's dick covered in poison sawce!
Congrats!
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It doesn't so much look terrible as aggressively mediocre.
Score = 12
Bingo.
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She looses the boots at the end when she and Bradley Cooper get together and gets a respectable haircut and wardrobe... because love is an act of sanity. This is what will happen.
Score = 13
Ok, monsters, I just took one for the team and watched the trailer. This is the movie: Sandra Bullock has red boots but she won't get any babies that way! She likes her job but that is NEVER ENOUGH. Then she doesn't know how seat belts work. Then she doesn't know when to he's just not that into you. Then Bradley Cooper says, "I'm a guuuuuy. We say things we don't mean" (so true) and then Sandra Bullock falls in a ditch a bunch of times and we all have a good laugh. And there's a tornado, I think.
Someone else can figure this out: "Sometimes it takes a second chance to realize the ones that never fit in are the one's who really stand out."
Score = 12
I'll probably get it from Netflix for 2 reasons: Jordan. Morris. 'Nuff said.
Score = 0
Hahaha! Women are just so fucking CRAZY! They either keep male attention even if they don't show they need it or they're stalking you and falling into holes with their crazy red boots! HAHAHAHA!!!! I'm laughing my balls off. Sigh. The crazy chick. Let's all go to the bullet store and stock up. Sandra Bullock has really carved out a (bajillion dollar) niche for herself. Kudos, I guess? I don't know, ask her ten pools.
Score = 3
Have you seen In Bruges?
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the trailer for this movie single-handedly ruined "funny people" for me...or maybe "funny people" ruined "funny people for me....
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btw a big sign your movie is in BIG trouble. the movie poster is basically a photoshop job of everyone stitched together since no one wants to reunite for movie poster posing day!
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Sandra Bullock looks like Danielle from Real Housewives of NJ. If she hadn't been attacked by a botox syringe repeatedly. And if the men she dated stood around trying to figure her out while she waved around her umbrella.
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Sandra Bullock is all like "OMFG rainbows!!!1! I guess I wont need my umbrella....or will I??1?"
and Bradley Cooper is all like "I'm a little worried, but maybe she's the Dharma to my Greg"
and THC is all like "I wonder if my career is doing better now or when I was on Wings. I've already been in 2 of the worst movies ever made, but I'm no longer simply known for portraying a retard. Also my initials are a drug"
and Ken is all like "oh shit, they're taking the poster picture, better sneak myself in there" and he did.
and that's all the stuff going on in the poster.
Score = 6
I'm glad they cropped the image though since apparently Sandra's entire left arm was completely torn off at the shoulder just a few moments before this picture was taken.
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It just mostly makes me feel bad for my dad because my dad still likes her.
Score = 2
The title is misleading, "All About Steve"? The poster seems to be all about Sandra Bullock? Why is no one looking at Steve? Who is Steve? Is Sandra Bullock Steve?
Score = 4
from the thumbnail, my bad eyes told me that sandra bullock's umbrella was really a bloody knife. I am so dissappointed. That would have been a great movie.
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DAMNIT! From the thumbnail, I thought that Sandra Bullok was holding a bloody knife instead of a stupid umbrella. I am so dissappointed. I would have definitely paid to go see Sandra Bullock kill people, especially if she made that super awesome face the whole time.
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DAMNIT! From the thumbnail, I thought that Sandra Bullok was holding a bloody knife instead of a stupid umbrella. I am so dissappointed. I would have definitely paid to go see Sandra Bullock kill people, especially if she made that super awesome face the whole time.
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Guys, this poster only scrapes the surface of the cesspool of awful that is this movie. Lookie lookie lookie at the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHsR2jXHgi0 Kind of wish you could send your eyes to rehab, right?
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Oh. my. fucking. god.
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This is a scary bad movie poster. I thought it was a mock up on first view.
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I am a HUGE Sandy fan. I loved her in 28 Days and the sequel, 28 Days Later. Alcoholism is a real bitch. What really sold me on “All About Steve” is that it is from the same producer as Miss Congenitalia which just happens to be Sandra Bullock herself. What a star. I will go out on a limb here and say that this role will do for Bullock what “All About Eve” did for Bette Davis. Perhaps a more apt title would be “All About Oscar”.
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I have a rule for these kind of movies: If the female lead falls, trips or in anyway embarrasses herself at any moment within the trailer of the film, I will not see it. Lucky for me it happens every time, especially in Sandra Bullock movies. I think she won't do a romantic comedy unless at some point she ends up on her ass.
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tiger please,
she falls down a fucking mine shaft...
then credits i hope
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Sorry for my bad english. Intresting title. It attracted me to read the complete post. Thanks
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