Hogwarts School Of Bitchcraft And Jockery
There is a new series of posters for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince on the internet now, and they really make me laugh. I mean, I know that this is the part of the series when things start to get really dark, and that Harry Potter is all that stands between the wizarding world (did I just say wizarding world? Whoops, I'm an adult) and pure evil, but seriously, he looks like he is about ready to just straight up pants a nerd. They all do. Wait until you see Ron. Ron just got back from pounding some butter-brews at O'Halligans (they don't accio for ID) with the boys after laquidditchrosse practice, and now he just wants to find a nice co-ed and get it wet. Fistius bumpus!
What a bunch of magical jerks everyone turned into!
LOLz. Mean Girls 2: Mean Wizards.
Previously: Harry Potter Fans Are Crazy People
Posted by Gabe at 3:15 PM in Movie Posters
Tags: Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince
your a fagg dude all your posts are shitty go fuck yourself bitch
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I like how you spelled fag with two g's. Are you perchance Canadian?
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I thought you were on vacation or something, Lindsay.
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damn
poorly worded misspelled unjustified incoherent hate is the best
and on a HARRY POTTER POST of all posts
Gabe went too far, pissed off some tween foul-mouthed fangirls
this place is great
Never change. We should hang out this summer.
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damn.. harry potter nerds have foul mouths lately. JUST LET GO! THERE WON'T BE ANY MORE BOOKS!
jk i love hp :)
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Is that the teenage Mugatu in the last poster?
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^ lulz
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"Ron just got back from pounding some butter-brews at O'Halligans (they don't accio for ID) with the boys after laquidditchrosse practice, and now he just wants to find a nice co-ed and get it wet. Fistius bumpus! "
WOAH. Woah. I need a few minutes to digest that one.
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You sure put Gabe in his place Ryan South. I mean, seriously were does Gabe get off posting stupid shit on his website? The nerve of Gabe, man he's such a fag.
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correction.. fagg..
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This has nothing to do with this post in particular, but why is all the text red? Is it just me? On the main page all the body text of the articles is red but then when i click through its back to the normal black. This seems to be the only site it's happening on (stereogum is still black). Am i going crazy?
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Same here.
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Yup, mine too...
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ugh me too, and I hate it.
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I am a great Magician-You're Text is RED!
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Ha ha, Kung Pow joke!
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Hahaha, very nice. Yeah, they look a little "you can't sit at our lunch table" to me too.
I must admit though, I'm a huge Harry Potter geek. It's OK, 18 isn't too old yet, right? Right?
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Do you remember when I said that the Harry Potter fans would burn down this website? Huh? DO YOU? I warned you, Gabe, and you chose to ignore me. Your internets will suffer.
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Oops, I still have an intense crush on movie version of Malfoy. I just got age-demoted to 10. Where's my Hogwarts letter??? Any day now.
I lovedddd the trailer for the new Arcade Fire movie, but I just can't get all the way excited about it until this is out of the way.
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I know you've explained your picture a million times, but every time I see it I need to eat an entire box of those things. In my mind.
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Hogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Jizzardry.
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Ron can get me wet any day.
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ENGORGO!
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Wow, Patrick Wolf is in the new Harry Potter movie!
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Um... there really isn't anything funny about the posters. These are the books where they are watching their close friends die and they are fighting for their lives...
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She's a talker.
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Eh, what's worse, to me, is how overly Photoshopped they are... especially Hermione's face.
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Yes, they are watching their close friends die. Their close friends from the Hogwarts boarding school for magic. Let's maybe not take this too seriously, Kaylie?
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Thank you. That was splendid.
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