TV preachers Dr. Shine and Dee Dee made an interesting intro for their show using Top Gun. Not sure how many years too late to be relevant this was, but probably many. Be sure to watch until Dr. Shine turns into a plane:
But WHO'S THE GOOSE? The only way this would be better is if it was "God's Top Gun of Deliverance" as in the movie Deliverance. (Via God's Tumblr.)
Posted by Lindsay at 11:30 AM in Movie Mashups
Tags: Deliverance | Jesus | Top Gun
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We've got a great show in the works here. A show that features Snoop (who can turn into a rottweiler), Dr. Shine (who turns into a plane). We just need a third?
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Imagine how glorious this would have been if it were set to the gay volleyball montage. "Plaaaaaaayin', playin' with God's boys."
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So are they both Maverick? Does that make Satan Iceman? So many questions.
Dr. Shine turning into a plane made me LOL. I'm filing this video in my LOLk.
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Um, I heard an explosion after Dr. Shine turned into a jet.
I guess that's what happens when there's no pilot.
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top gun + vh's right now = i just saw god. and i am his wingman.
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God (no pun intended), :053 and on is just magic.
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This totally wasn't worth it until 1 minute in, and then it became COMPLETELY WORTH IT. Also, why do they show two planes crashing into each other at the end?
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Further, do you think they mention in the sermon that the song they used comes from the album F.U.C.K.?
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Jesus task force delta!
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Sorry, but no.
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"Every time you go up in the air, Dr. Shine, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous."
"That's right, Say....tan. I am dangerous."
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I never even understand the language they're using in christian vids, and not only in the "speaking in tongues" moments . I mean "Grace Convenant Faith Part 4b"? wtf
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Jesus is the Christ? What does that mean exactly? Like Jean Luc is the Picard?
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I can answer that. Christ is a translation of the Hebrew expression of anointed, which in its symbolic meaning means messiah. So "Jesus is the Christ"" is a theologically proper exclamation.
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That's the Crystal Pepsi song! Or at least the Crystal Gravy song.
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JESUS
IS THE
CHRIST
DR. SHINE
IS THE
PLANE
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WOW
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