An Open Letter To The Warden
Dear Warden,
The Wayans Brothers are your problem now. Please keep them in jail forever. I've included a copy of the movie poster for their latest project, Dance Flick (via MTV), as evidence of why they are in jail and why they have to stay there. The movie was directed by Shawn Wayans. He's not even one of the Wayans Brothers. He's their nephew. There are Wayans Nephews now. At what point does that end, sir? I will tell you when it ends. It ends now.
You should put them in solitary confinement! I know that I'm not in charge of jail, only who goes to jail, but you should totally put them in solitary confinement. They should have to sit in the dark, shitting their pants and thinking about what they've done. Do people have to shit their pants in solitary confinement? I realize now that I know much more about sending people to jail than I do about what happens when they finally get there.
In closing, jail. All of them. Forever. And if one of them asks for a large poster of Rita Hayworth, DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM.
Sincerely,
Lindsay Robertson.
Posted by Gabe at 4:45 PM in An Open Letter, Justice, Movie Posters
Tags: Dance Flick | Wayans Brothers
And I thought White Chicks was their magnum opus.
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You right, you right. "Aaaambieeence..." If you know that line, you've seen it one too many times. This movie has a permanent spot on my List of Shame.
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That fucking guy in the top right has a button on his hat that says "I (heart) White Chicks."
Fuck.
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What "dance movie" has a pregnant chick? I understand the rest of the parodys, but I don't remember one about a pregnant lady.
I guess that's their new thing, parody-ing movies that haven't been made yet.
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Kudos to MTV for having this as a "photo exclusive"! What a scoop!
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Coming to theaters Jan 2010: Parody Movie Movie
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Yes, basically.
http://www.reuters.com/article/filmNews/idUSTRE4A82W320081109
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that's really frightening. WHEN WILL IT END?
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Can we nominate this movie for WMOAT now? These people have made it abundantly clear that they have no regard for whether a movie has been released yet or even exists before spoofing it (see also: the use of Hancock in the Epic Movie trailer a month before Hancock's release). I don't see why you can't "review" this movie in WMOAT before it's release as well.
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I wonder if they'll cover my favorite dance movie, "Center Stage".
Of course, I'll never find out. No way will I see this piece of shit.
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in my political system, compassionate fascism, there is a zero tolerance policy for crap like this.
no longer will financing be all you need in order to get your product/film made.
also you'll need approval from the ministry of good taste.
i would like to sue the wayans brothers for existing.
also, i can't think of the preview for 'white chicks' without being plunged into existential despair.
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