Entourage is such an emotional roller-coaster. It's like, one minute they're by the pool, and the next minute they're in the Hummer. One minute it's sushi, the next minute it's iced cappuccino. UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN.
This season, the main drama has been Vincent Chase's career. He's ruined! Is he ruined? He might be ruined! Week in and week out I am on the edge of my seat wondering what's going to become of Vincent Chase. (Week in and week out I am not on the edge of my seat wondering what's going to become of Vincent Chase.) In just this most recent episode, E faced a difficult hurdle when the screenplay he was representing entered a bidding war between Edward Norton and the studios, a difficult hurdle that threatened E's friendship with Vince to such a degree that they might sit in their respective bedrooms in Drama's condo for up to 45 minutes before rejoining in the kitchen for a protein-infused pomegranate smoothie. Has Vince's star sunk so low that he cannot even win a supporting role in a movie written by a couple of gun-toting unknowns? Have his devil-may-care attitude towards the rules of the game and his misplaced gamble on Medellin driven the final nail into Vince's career coffin?
It's funny, when I think about the Saw franchise I think about how it's the worst franchise, but I don't think about how it's the worst INTERNATIONALLY. The French poster for Saw Vhit the internet today. It's basically a Saw poster but in French, which makes sense, and yet as unsurprising as that is, it still makes me laugh. "Bonjour, je m'appelle Jigsaw. Would vous like to play un game?" Ooooh, je suis so scared! How do you say LOL in French? L'OL, probably.
Oh, there was a slight typo on the poster, though, France. But don't worry I fixed it for you.
When you really love a person, you have to accept everything about them. So I'm willing to accept the new poster for Role Models, which depicts Paul Rudd vandalizing a charity poster by peeing on it. Let's hope the MPAA doesn't see this and turn Paul into a stick figure Zack And Miri style. Full poster after the jump.
After the first poster for Zack And Miri Make A Porno was unfairly banned for US audiences by the MPAA, Kevin Smith et. al. have come up with an unusual replacement. Rather than make another real poster or use one of the alternative posters that were surely created by studio designers, they're capitalizing on the censorship as some sort of proof that the movie is "titillating." Full poster after the jump.
(Via /Film.) Which is weird, because there seems to be a double standard in this country when it comes to the insinuation of oral sex in pop culture. It was totally fine on 90210 earlier this week:
Meet Gavin, master designer of the floating head movie poster:
Hahaha, Crash. (Via GoldenFiddle.) Next time, they should do the guy who does the "Actors posing together in character in a way that doesn't take place in the movie" type of poster. I hate those.
A new poster has been released for Saw V. It features a man with his head caught in a steampunk's aquarium, which is apparently one of the scariest places to find your head, and the tag line says "You Won't Believe How It Ends." Wrong, Saw V. I will never see how it ends. Because I refuse to watch you. But I will believe it. Oh, there will be belief. In how it ends.
I'll even do you one better, Saw V. I will guess how it ends. You will never believe how I guess how it ends. After the jump.
A group of young hopeful teenagers who have come to Hollywood in the hopes of an acting career find that the business is harder than they had ever imagined.
Shouldn't they have called it "Famewhore," then? It also says the tagline is "A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes..." -- I know it's ironic, but they can't just steal that from Disney's Cinderella (1950)! This definitely seems like one of those movies that only gets a release after someone in it gets famous, in this case Megan Fox (sorry "Smoking Girl" Rumer Willis, and Ron Jeremy, your stunt-casting doesn't count.)
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