Ann Curry's Bizarre Moustache Proverb
This morning, when I couldn't take any more of Britney's lethargic and totally dull GMA performance, I switched over to the Today Show, where I knew that Ann Curry would be interviewing Brad Pitt. That part was boring, too (he hates the paparazzi, he does charity work, blah), but then Ann Curry GIFTED us, on Britney's birthday no less, with a self-described "T.M.I." about her father's theory of moustaches, kissing, salt, and eggs:
How Underminery was Meredith, with the "Your FATHER said that? I'm so glad you're back!" I never thought I'd say this, but I totally agree with Al Roker's face when they cut to him. Al Roker is right: that was a weird thing to say that deserved a weird Al Roker face in return. I'm so glad Ann Curry is back.
Posted by Lindsay at 2:15 PM in Awkward Live TV, Gross, Morning Zoo
Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | Matt Lauer | Meredith Vieira | The Today Show
not be all fatalist.gum, but the juxtaposition in this screenshot of the three of them laughing about moustaches while the scroll under them reads "india is demanding pakistan hand over 20..." makes me. want. everything. to. end.
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Did anyone see Conan last night? It was a repeat obviously picked to make Ann Curry feel better. Conan had Emily Mortimer on the show and she told a story about how she and her Russian boyfriend got drunk and he fell asleep and she shaved his mustache off and when he woke up he saw it and cried and told her that kissing a man without a mustache is like eating an egg without salt. CONCLUSION: Asians and Russians say the darnedest things.
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YEs, it's great to see Ann back, she was on NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brien, and he asked if she would ever do a bungee jump again, Curry said she would only if O'Brien would jump with her.
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