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October 22, 2009

Let's Paint, Exercise, And Go To The Hospital: Halloween Edition

Oh man. Obviously, I am as big a proponent of trying to do it all at the same time as anyone (other than John Kilduff himself), but this one seems a little dangerous. At the very least, if we are going to paint, exercise, and carve pumpkin jack-o-lanterns, we should probably get a set of those child-safe neon-orange-handled pumpkin carving tools. There is much less chance of painting, exercising, and requiring an emergency blood transfusion in that case. But look at me, being a Debby Downer over here. It's almost Halloween you guys! We can BOO it all! (Thanks for the tip, Rand and GinGin.)

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Even if he doesn't cut himself, sounds like he's going to have a heart attack from all that exercise. More like Paint and [i]Pant[/i] amyright? (I am right)

Posted by: Walter Kovacs profile link at 10/22/09 11:08 AM  | Reply
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let's paint, exercise, carve a pumpkin, and make a rap music video with a pumpkin on our head for the green screen (green blanket)

Posted by: Raaaaaaaandy profile link at 10/22/09 11:09 AM  | Reply
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"half assing it is sometimes your best bet". this explain absolutely everything.

Posted by: Raaaaaaaandy profile link at 10/22/09 11:15 AM  | Reply
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It's sort of a motto I live my life by.

Posted by: .bryan. profile link  in reply to  Raaaaaaaandy's comment at 10/22/09 11:18 AM  | Reply
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My jack-o-lantern reenacted the sidewalk scene from American History X and I had to toothpick him back together. If that wasn't sad enough, this morning I woke up to find him moldy and leaking pumpkin juice all over my desk. I had to toss him. :(

Posted by: ber profile link at 10/22/09 11:20 AM  | Reply
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I prefer to carve my pumpkins while showering. Makes the clean up easier.

Posted by: jneslo profile link at 10/22/09 11:24 AM  | Reply
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let's paint, run, make a pumpkin, and stand in front of a time warp that shows a point in the near future where doing so many things at once eventually wears down a man's psyche to the point where he is so busy showing his teeth to his viewers that he can no longer tell the difference between a pumpkin and a hat

Posted by: T profile link at 10/22/09 11:36 AM  | Reply
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That's some crazy avant-garde shit in the background. Is it just me or does he age really quickly? Let's paint, exercise and decrease our life expectancy.

Posted by: jawbone profile link at 10/22/09 11:49 AM  | Reply
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I didn't know Richard Heene had a brother...

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