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February 19, 2009

Old People Are Still Having (Unsafe) Sex

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My friend told me about some thing he read about how STDs are running rampant among older baby boomers in those huge retirement villages in Florida, because the old people are all living together in one (Melrose-ish) place and they know they can't get pregnant so they don't use condoms. And now you have to know that, too. Anyway, it must be so, because a group of older people made their own CLAYMATION safe sex DVD called "Sex And The Seniors." Claymation:

AHHH to the guy who said he made ten copies of his "No STDs" certificate! That's your grandpa. (Thanks to Gideon for the tip!)

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"I hope we won't be wallflowers!"
"NOT WITH THIS CLEAVAGE-SHOWING DRESS."
It's like they've been with me at every party.

Also Brice Reinman at 1:37 is SUCH A HIPSTER.

Posted by: Carrie profile link at 02/19/09 5:09 PM  | Reply
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Jizzed in my pants from watching this.

Posted by: Sara profile link at 02/19/09 5:12 PM  | Reply
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Gross.
But also cute.

Posted by: boo at 02/19/09 6:06 PM  | Reply
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That was the best. I want all the internets to be so cute & old.

Posted by: Genevieve profile link at 02/19/09 7:30 PM  | Reply
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I love the geriatric generation. I hope I stick out for as long as these geezers do.

Posted by: paolonotmeatballs at 02/19/09 8:54 PM  | Reply
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I love the geriatric generation, I just hope I stick it out as long as these geezers do.

Posted by: ohgoodlord profile link at 02/19/09 8:55 PM  | Reply
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Registered and didn't think the comment got approved. Doublepost from Anonycomment, don't mistake it for some serious hivemind.

Posted by: ohgoodlord profile link at 02/19/09 8:57 PM  | Reply
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no. why are you doing this. no.

Posted by: Elliot profile link at 02/19/09 10:46 PM  | Reply
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i can't believe they used the music from Amelie. now every time i watch that movie i'm going to think of seniors doing it. thanks.

Posted by: tracey at 02/20/09 11:13 AM  | Reply
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The new catchphrase around college campuses: "At my age, you want me to wear a condom?" Way to go, oldies.

Posted by: mike_d profile link at 02/20/09 1:28 PM  | Reply
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cutest.
you'd think, 'your grandparents talking about sex? gross!" but you'd only be partially right because they're doing it with claymation! somehow the claymation cancels out the grossness and makes it just cute and wonderful.

Posted by: caringiscool profile link at 02/23/09 6:28 PM  | Reply
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