The female anchor in this story is SO excited about the new iPhone app her co-anchor just reported on that can "read dog's minds." She thinks they should make them for humans too! Watch her co-anchor's face when he realizes she thinks it's real:
I can read her co-anchor's mind. He's thinking "I can't believe I used to think I was in love with her."
Posted by Lindsay at 10:30 AM in Local News
Tags: Dogs | iPhone
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
MORE »
If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
MORE »
I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
MORE »
The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
MORE »
Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
MORE »
Oops your co-anchor's an idiot. But he doesn't seem too surprised about it.
Score = 2
It'd be great if he just gave her a little pat on the head.
Also, by wishing for a human-version of this app, is she saying she can't read facial expressions?
Score = 6
WHY CAN'T YOU READ HUMAN FACIAL CUES?
Score = 18
That's one of the "You may be a serial killer if . . ." signs, isn't it?
Score = 6
He's thinking, "Huh,I just used this app on you...it said you're a dumb bitch."
Score = -4
"I can't believe I got these hair plugs FOR YOU??!!"
Score = -1
Yall are mean she is totally cute.
Score = -5
"Maybe iPhone can come up with one of that."
Forget the obvious grammatical error, she is breaking really important news here: iPhones have become SELF-AWARE! I just threw mine off the balcony. This plus swine flu hitting DC equals the biggest freak out day ever! Jesus bring me home.
Score = 5
You can hear in her tone that AS SHE'S SAYING THIS she realizes how ridiculous she sounds.
Her own shame is greater than any we could bestow upon her.
=(
Score = 15
I took it like she's so bored with the inane fake-dumb chatter she's paid to spew that she's just coming off like she's being serious. But that's just me.
Score = 4
this shit is on the news?
Score = 1
That guy's expression is great. I use that one all the time. Nothing says "You're being an idiot and it's hilarious" like a slight tilt of the head and a smirk.
Score = 1
So, instead of reporting on the recession or the spread of swine flu you report on a i-Phone app. Well played local news, well played.
Score = 6
Something, something Anchorman.
Score = 3