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May 16, 2008

Squarest Drug Dealer Ever Claims Marijuana Is His "Sacrament"

This guy was busted for dealing pot and claims that a notarized document from The Hawai'i Cannabis Ministry gives him the right to use pot as a sacrament. This is not from the Onion News Network, this guy is really this low-energy when it comes to defending his "religion":

I just want to know two things: Who are those middle-aged people hanging around in the background? His customers? And who would use that guy as their pot dealer?

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Dude, pot from God? I'd buy.

Posted by: Maggie at 05/16/08 5:39 PM | Reply
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It's hip to be a square, so saith sesame street.

Posted by: Becca the Promo Mami at 05/19/08 5:27 AM | Reply
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