Memphis Parents Outraged By "Playground Porn"

There are about fifteen funny things about this Memphis local news report about "playground porn" -- basically, a young woman had herself videotaped romping naked on a suburban Memphis playground in broad daylight, announced the name and location of the park, and then put it on a porn site. Then, and this is the funniest part, someone at the local news was (presumably) ON A PORN WEBSITE, found the video, and went around showing it to local parents, a Baptist minister, and the police:

"Oh yeah, she's definitely a tramp. I ain't lettin' my kids go on that slide anymore!" (Via Alex Blagg, who is from the town in question. Coincidence?)

Posted by Lindsay at 12:55 PM in Local News
Tags: Playground | Porn

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That's hilarious!

"We did a cursory search of the website..."

Sure you did. If the new definition of cursory is "an entire workday." When's the next time this guy is going to be told that his job is to surf porn at work? I can imagine he'd take full advantage.

Posted by: Stella at 08/27/08 1:16 PM | Reply
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"I failed to find any contact information."

These people are idiots.

Posted by: mmmikey at 08/27/08 1:22 PM | Reply
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My favorite part of this gem? This intrepid reporter found the clip within a week of its posting. That's adult internet website loyalty.

Posted by: trevormail at 08/27/08 1:30 PM | Reply
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"I have no words, I'm a Baptist minister."
HAHA.
I wish that happened more often.

Posted by: iamsosorry at 08/27/08 1:32 PM | Reply
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I want to see the version where the reporter puts up an imaginary phone to his ears & mouths"call me" after stating he couldn't find any contact info.

Posted by: jnuh at 08/27/08 2:01 PM | Reply
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"I did a cursory search of the website"

GOLDEN

Posted by: Kevin at 08/27/08 2:40 PM | Reply
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