Ah, the 1980s, when "Klassie" could mean "Classy." Now "Classy" doesn't even mean "Classy." Here's a local commercial from Fort Wayne, IN dug up by a former Klassie Kid (I assume):
Why does the low-rent Easter Bunny have a common small child's speech impediment? (Via everythingisterrible.)
Posted by Lindsay at 1:30 PM in Local Commercials, Nostalgia
Tags: Klassie Kids
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LOVE LOVE LOVE that a muzak version of Kool & the Gang's "Cherish" is playing in the background of the Klassie portion of the ad. It's really the most gorgeous thing I've heard all day and I've been listening to Beyonce and everything.
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"jesus, fred, how many cigarettes do you smoke? you sound like hot coals in an unflushed toilet."
"what if i tawk wike a widdle baby?"
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AW, I wanna come in and say hewwo!
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Just for the list of brands: Jordache, Good Lad, Small World, Pizazz, Mini World
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Somehow these bring to mind Mahanahan's Child Clown Outlet.
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Holy crap, they do. You didn't see the part where they put the kids in pet carriers.
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Nice try, Elmer Fudd. Nice try.
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The guy in the bunny costume kinda sounded like Elmer Fudd- which is strange because he hunted rabbits, wascally wabbits, that is.
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ft wayne was named the stupidest city in america in 2005 by men's health magazine. also the fourth fattest city in america by the cdc in 2003.
also home to the scariest easter bunny in the world by me in 2008.
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