Rod Blagojevich Refuses To Stop Digging This Hole!

Remember when Paris Hilton went on Letterman and he was just ruthless with her? Now imagine that Paris Hilton was the recently impeached governor of Illinois accused of attempting to sell a United States Senate seat. That's hot.

Seriously, with this guy? "It's always been a dream of mine to come on your show, Dave, so I attempted to sell a United States Senate seat as a goof just to have a reason to sit on the couch and yuck-em-up with you. Yeah, the whole thing was just an elaborate prank in order to get on the Dave Letterman show. I am sure your LISTENERS will understand." I think that helmet is keeping oxygen from getting to his brain. That's right, I just made a joke about the thickness of Rod Blagojevich's hair one month after everyone got tired of making jokes about it, because despite the fact that he is one of the most despicable politicians in recent memory (George WHO Bush?), and the ramifications of his crime are serious and should require intense national self-scrutiny of our electoral system and the institutionalization of corruption, that is what I am focused on. The hair is a vampire.

More of the interview here.

Posted by Gabe at 10:30 AM in Late Night, Politics
Tags: Crime | David Letterman | Rod Blagojevich

8 Comments

"Unlike those guys, I will be vindicated."

The man is a national treasure.

Posted by: RobinRubbermaid at 02/04/09 11:36 AM  | Reply
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The hair is in the basketball?

Posted by: Mark at 02/04/09 11:47 AM  | Reply
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His sentence should donate him to science in the quest to cure baldness, or he should be automatically pardoned on premise that it would be a crime to send such excellent hair to prison where it could be damaged during the rape activites.

Posted by: Ian at 02/04/09 12:18 PM  | Reply
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geez, this guy.

Posted by: sarahspy at 02/04/09 1:03 PM  | Reply
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i like how the audience get's all offended when he says "the top ten list sucks", but really, yes, the top ten list does suck.

Posted by: will at 02/04/09 1:43 PM  | Reply
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i voted for two illinois governors in my life -- blago and george ryan. both are going to end up in jail. i consider myself 2 for 2.

Posted by: Jeb at 02/04/09 1:51 PM  | Reply
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Why is he pleading his case to America when they all know that he's a crook? And why does he do this while he can defend himself in his impeachment trial going on RIGHT IN THIS SAME AMOUNT OF TIME HE IS TOURING AMERICA'S TELEVISION SHOWS?

Posted by: TalbainJ at 02/04/09 4:54 PM  | Reply
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how about barney frank. hes worse then gwb

Posted by: mr gone13 at 02/04/09 6:35 PM  | Reply
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