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June 12, 2009

Norm MacDonald Is Finally Able To Tell His Andy Richter Male Prostitute Stories Again

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Conan wasted no time in asking the king of late night interviews, Norm MacDonald, to appear on The Tonight Show, and he didn't disappoint. Norm seems to be using these appearances to further refine his singular style of telling old jokes as if they were new, trashing other celebrities (like Winona Ryder) in a way that would never be tolerated in any other talk show guest, and now that Andy Richter is back in the studio with Conan, Norm can resume weaving the tapestry of lies that is Andy's early Hollywood days as a male prostitute. Then, he showed some clips from his new potential reality show pilots, Rock Of Lust and Norm Plus One. Conan: "I don't know what happened here tonight, but I enjoyed it."

Norm reveals more stories from Andy Richter's male prostitute phase:

Norm tells some potential Weekend Update jokes he's thought of over the years, and shows his pilot clips:

There should be a new Tonight Show tradition where every guest has to say: "I can't say fuck because it's 11:30, right?"

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He really is the King... reminds me of perhaps his greatest appearance ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoLm-vD89SQ

Posted by: heywoodjewbrome profile link at 06/12/09 10:12 AM  | Reply
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WAIT LINDSAY!


Why is it this time that GAY JOKES ARE ACCEPTABLE?! I don't understand how the internet works. One second we're talking about how bad they are. The next day we're praising videos full of them. WTF ya'll.

Posted by: An American Patriot profile link at 06/12/09 10:24 AM  | Reply
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Sadly, I live in somewhere other than the USA (people outside america have internet???!!!) and cannot watch these motherfucking NBC videos.
And I always get downvoted for complaining about that. Can someone explain why this upsets people? What if you didn't have access to these hilarious videos. :(

also, what gay jokes was he making? :(

Posted by: lookie-here profile link  in reply to  An American Patriot's comment at 06/12/09 10:34 AM  | Reply
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i can't explain why you're upset but i'm proficient in downvoting.

Posted by: doo doo smells worse profile link  in reply to  lookie-here's comment at 06/12/09 10:44 AM  | Reply
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Lemme holla atcha

Posted by: JTT  in reply to  doo doo smells worse's comment at 06/12/09 12:33 PM  | Reply
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I voted you up. Us dirty foreign-types gotta stick together.

Posted by: Ashley profile link  in reply to  lookie-here's comment at 06/12/09 10:50 AM  | Reply
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too right cobbers!

Posted by: heronimous profile link  in reply to  Ashley's comment at 06/12/09 12:05 PM  | Reply
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The Americans are voting us down!

Posted by: Ashley profile link  in reply to  heronimous's comment at 06/12/09 3:05 PM  | Reply
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those dirty racist bastards!

Posted by: heronimous profile link  in reply to  Ashley's comment at 06/12/09 6:58 PM  | Reply
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You need to download an IP address blocker. It's kind of hit or miss and you can't watch hulu. But you can watch other things. Like Gay jokes.

Posted by: Robotqueen profile link  in reply to  lookie-here's comment at 06/12/09 1:48 PM  | Reply
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No way! These are not gay jokes, these are MALE PROSTITUTE jokes, so it's a whole different concept.

Posted by: JBIZARRE  in reply to  An American Patriot's comment at 06/12/09 11:07 AM  | Reply
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I WANT AN ANSWER. I'm serious.

Posted by: An American Patriot profile link  in reply to  An American Patriot's comment at 06/12/09 12:10 PM  | Reply
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i'm with him. but mostly because lindsey hates me because i'm a christian

Posted by: the dust collector profile link  in reply to  An American Patriot's comment at 06/14/09 7:11 PM  | Reply
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the best.

Posted by: Evan at 06/12/09 10:43 AM  | Reply
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Norm MacDonald proves that Winona Rider jokes will never not be funny as long as they are told by Norm MacDonald.

Posted by: Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood profile link at 06/12/09 10:51 AM  | Reply
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all signs point to 2009 as being Bruce Boxleitner's year!


plus...Norm is the best.

Posted by: practicallyinformation profile link at 06/12/09 11:22 AM  | Reply
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I love that Norm is bringing Bruce Boxleitner into the realm of retro-punching bag. Excellent choice.

Posted by: Brian the Astronaut profile link at 06/12/09 11:28 AM  | Reply
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I'm pretty sure Norm said "You notice how I didn't say 'assfuck' because it's 11:30?"

Posted by: carson at 06/12/09 11:38 AM  | Reply
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with andy taking the announcer spot, I was kind of hoping norm would be in a permanent cohost role, just trashing all the celebrity guests and wearing out the word "whore"

Posted by: square jordan at 06/12/09 11:38 AM  | Reply
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norm macdonald is eternally 'The Man' to me

Posted by: sarahspy profile link at 06/12/09 12:01 PM  | Reply
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so much of me wants to bring an end to pandas. all of them. pandas are the worst animal ever

Posted by: the dust collector profile link  in reply to  sarahspy's comment at 06/14/09 7:15 PM  | Reply
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what's most amazing is that norm has NOTHING to promote. does he even have an agent or does conan just call him?

Posted by: Jeb profile link at 06/12/09 12:15 PM  | Reply
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I think Norm just has cart blanche with Conan. It seems like he calls him up and is like, "I got some Winona Ryder jokes and a couple reality TV parodies, is Wednesday night cool?"

Posted by: dude profile link  in reply to  Jeb's comment at 06/12/09 2:03 PM  | Reply
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I think my new favorite thing to tell people is "You're the whoriest whore I've ever seen". I would toootally watch Rock of Lust.

Posted by: indybree profile link at 06/12/09 2:44 PM  | Reply
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Amazing. The "grandpa's jokes" part killed me. I'm done.

Posted by: kersypants profile link at 06/13/09 1:30 AM  | Reply
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