Jordan Schlansky And Conan O'Brien Should Have Their Own Show • I guess they kind of do. It's called The Tonight Show. But you know what I mean. "If I had a balloon filled with acid, I would throw it at you right now."
Posted at 10:45 AM in Late Night, Love-Watching
Tags: Conan O'Brien | Jordan Schlansky | The Tonight Show
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Jordan Schlansky is the real Patrick Bateman, I think.
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Beats therapy...doesn't it Consey my boy...
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Maybe we should all click to the right to share the love with Jordan Schlansky, "Paper Heart" style.
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Can we have a Videogum Jordan Schlansky promise?
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Deja vu, anyone? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCkXnaNp8eA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.maximumfun.org%2Fnode%3Fpage%3D1&feature=player_embedded
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Just because it appeals to children doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy it.
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I love Jordan... he reminds me of Sylar (zachary quinto)
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