Jeremy Piven Taking His Sushi Lies To The Next Level • Jeremy Piven takes his case for the Great Mercury Poisoning of 2009 to the people. The part where he INVOKES THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION is pretty genius.
Posted at 2:15 PM in Late Night
Tags: Barack Obama | David Letterman | Fucking Liars | Health | Jeremy Piven | Sushi
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Is it possible that Jeremy Piven actually did have mercury poison and that's why he keeps saying it?
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the arbitrator hired to mediate between him and the 'speed the plow' people ruled in his favor, so apparently someone somewhere feels like it's a real thing. i sent a tip to gabe about it but he ignored it because he hates me. afk to cry myself to sleep on top of my pile of gabe posters.
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TERRIBLE LIE!
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"Mercury poisoning, sounds like a rich man's disease." Ha ha ha! I get it, Jeremy Piven.
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indeed. fucking ass
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even horrible people tell the truth sometimes. case in point: confessing serial killers. now, i'm not comparing him to a serial killer, but i might be, with regard to awful.
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When Jeremy Piven is talking about his ailments, for some reason, I keep picturing this:
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It pains me that someone downvoted this to zero and negated my hard work (easy work) upvoting it. Whoever did that won't have me in attendance at their GVH fundraiser!
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