Official News From Official Town: Bag Of Hair To Take Over For Conan O'Brien

OK, so it's really happening. Bag of Hair has secured his role in the culture. There's been a press release and everything. Get ready for a lot of this:

"Funny you should ask, fellow empty cypher, of course I have a dull anecdote. Isn't it great when two good looking but otherwise uninteresting people can just get together and promote something?"

Bag of Hair is going to be on Conan tonight. This will be the one true test. If Bag of Hair does great and I am proved foolish and wrong, I will do something to make up for it. Like use his real name instead of this mildly insulting but mostly nonsensical nickname.

Posted by Gabe at 3:44 PM in Backlashes, Late Night
Tags: Bag Of Hair | Conan O'Brien | Jimmy Fallon | Why Do Good Things Happen To Bad People

1 Comments

I'm fairly convinced that Alba and Fallon belong to a group of multi-billionaires that have paid massive amounts of people to act like they're talented and interesting. Like 'The Game' but with dire repercussions for the general population.

Posted by: itsthenewjanbrady at 05/12/08 10:40 PM | Reply
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