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August 13, 2009

Oprah No Longer Being Sued For All The Money By The Mayor Of Crazy Town • The 1.2 trillion dollar lawsuit against Oprah has been dropped. The plaintiff, Damon Lloyd Goffe, will have to get back into his ice cream tree and tell all the owls there will be no Picnic this handstand. (He is crazy.)

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GradStudentsAreTheWorst

1.2 Trillion? We can do better than that, America.

Posted by: GradStudentsAreTheWorst profile link at 08/13/09 11:43 AM  | Reply
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daebhid

If Oprah ripped this guy off... then Oprah is better at the Google than I am.

Posted by: daebhid profile link at 08/13/09 11:55 AM  | Reply
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I'll bring the beards.

I enjoy the fact that someone thought a 1.2 trillion dollar lawsuit was viable at all, ever.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to put my trillion dollar bill back in its case.

Posted by: I'll bring the beards. profile link at 08/13/09 11:58 AM  | Reply
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Whyareyouyelling

Don't forget to keep your .2 trillion dollar coin safe in a coin purse. It would take a lot of Sacagaweas to replace that sucker.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link  in reply to  I'll bring the beards.'s comment at 08/13/09 12:47 PM  | Reply
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Elvis vs. Shark

At first I read the name as Demon Lloyd Goffe...which is a lot better.

Posted by: Elvis vs. Shark profile link at 08/13/09 1:18 PM  | Reply
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Tooom

Madlibs!

Posted by: Tooom profile link at 08/18/09 2:01 PM  | Reply
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