Hopefully More Slap Than Chop • BREAKING NEWS: Vince Offer, the Sham-Wow guy, has been ARRESTED for BEATING UP A PROSTITUTE. No cloth in the world could possibly be absorbent enough to soak up our tears. Sorry. Boo. But seriously, that's fucking awful.
Posted at 5:23 PM in Justice
Tags: Crime | Shamwow | Slap Chop | Vince Offer
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Sham-POW! Right in the kisser.
Score = 22
His mugshot is made of my nightmares.
Score = 3
Billy Mays would NEVER. Should stick with him...
Score = 8
"...though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment."
that made me lol. "Currently, I am considering the possibility of filing a lawsuit against Mr. Shlomi" "BUT ARENT YOU A HOOKER"
Score = 4
he looks like thomas haden church in sideways. you know, except not as awesome and 100x more terrifying.
Score = 1
or maybe benecio del toro in unusual suspects? a little?
Score = 0
ha! i meant usual suspects, obvs. thats the wine talking
Score = 1
Whoever wrote the headline/tag for this point needs to win an award for awfully clever use of pop cultural ZINGS.
Score = 2
this hath been prophesied:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg
Score = 5
This is one mess the shamwow can't be soaking up!
Score = 3
Holy crap, that guy's 44?!!?
Score = 3
What the fuck is he wearing? A hospital gown and his mom's winter coat?
Score = 19
I think he is wearing his next product. Not sure of the name, but it's a shirt the covers up meat sweats.
Score = 4
Bingo gas station, your avatar is as terrifying as your comment is funny. Whenever I go to bed, I check under the bed for (shudder) Bob.
Score = 0
i know, right?
that is a screencap of the most scary thing i have ever seen on film.
for reals.
why does he hate our eyes so much?
Score = 0
That is fucking IT - wedding's off.
Score = 4
This is one of those moments I love life. Sorry, though, prostitute.
Score = 4
By the look of that mug it looks as if the prostitute beat up him.
Score = 3
THIS ISN'T REAL!
IT'S FAKE!!!!!!!!1
IT'S REALLY HIS TWINNE BROTHER!!1!
Score = 4
Did anyone bother to read the article? She bit his fucking tongue! Like on purpose. I'm not sure he's to blame here.
Score = 1
Guess I'm gonna have to change the ol' avatar then.
Score = 2
The Smoking Gun Used an old booking photo. Sham-Wow guy went Ike Turner.
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