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September 17, 2009

Chris Brown Suffers In Silence

This video should be posted everywhere. Look at that jerk. Let's all look at him. Remember during his interview with Larry King when he complained that he could do so much more good for the community than just picking up trash? Like what, beating the community in the face in a parked Ferrari? Ugh, Chris Brown. Clapping his hands and swinging his rake. He even does his court-imposed punishment like a fucking asshole! (Via BuzzFeed.)

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Goddamn it man show some humility. This pisses me off an irrational amount.

Posted by: hlebtastic profile link at 09/17/09 3:20 PM  | Reply
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Have to disagree with you, Gabe. This video will just show young men everywhere that if you beat the holy "how do you do" out of your girlfriend and have a good enough lawyer, the worst that can happen is you'll have to carry a fence and rake some leaves in between your topless McDonald's sessions.

Posted by: Ron Jenkins profile link at 09/17/09 3:25 PM  | Reply
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He is looking way to cheerful. I think I might drive over to VA and throw some shit for him to clean up. Some CDs. a bunch of wrigley's gum wrappers. And the contents of a few outhouses. CLEAN UP SHIT CHRIS BROWN. AND LOOK UPSET.

Posted by: Fizz profile link at 09/17/09 3:28 PM  | Reply
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As a girl I wasn't turned on (well of course not) but, I got really angry at the topless McDonald's break. I don't even know what I'm saying anymore, I'm just mad.

Posted by: Calliwell profile link at 09/17/09 3:32 PM  | Reply
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also, was it really necessary for him to wear those big ass, ostentatious diamond earrings? as a southern woman, i'm all about accessorizing for the occasion, and honey, the earrings do not match the orange traffic vest.

Posted by: southernbitch profile link  in reply to  Calliwell's comment at 09/17/09 4:34 PM  | Reply
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i completely agree. wearing massive diamonds while you're completing community service for beating your girlfiend is despicable. for that alone, i hate him a little bit more.

Posted by: Not So Goodie Mob profile link  in reply to  southernbitch's comment at 09/18/09 1:40 PM  | Reply
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Please tell me that is his body guard in the "Stop Teen Violence" t-shirt. That irony is too delicious. Double your pleasure double your fun, with your head through a cow fence.

Posted by: bananafana feux profile link at 09/17/09 3:32 PM  | Reply
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Gabe, that's not a rake, it's a weed cutter, and Chris is doing exactly what that tool is designed for: hacking up weeds. He's still a piece of shit, though.

Posted by: Ace Freebird profile link at 09/17/09 3:33 PM  | Reply
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True, but was doing an incredibly half-assed job of it.

Posted by: stacey profile link  in reply to  Ace Freebird's comment at 09/17/09 8:08 PM  | Reply
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I'm not just some asshole correcting people about weed cutters -- I bought the company!

Posted by: IkilledMichael profile link  in reply to  Ace Freebird's comment at 09/17/09 11:08 PM  | Reply
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"Hackin' at some weeds and turnin' around to grin smugly at the camera now, Boss." "Hackin' at some weeds and turnin' around to grin smugly at the camera there, Chris Brown." "Takin' off my shirt to eat some McDonald's now, Boss." "Takin' off your shirt to eat some McDonald's there, Chris Brown."

Posted by: kiss the pan profile link at 09/17/09 3:44 PM  | Reply
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"What we have here is... failure to communicate."

Posted by: Bubbles profile link  in reply to  kiss the pan's comment at 09/17/09 3:56 PM  | Reply
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LOL! Is he seriously wearing a wife beater?! Get a brain, Chris Brown.

Posted by: abby r. profile link at 09/17/09 3:45 PM  | Reply
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As they say, "dress not for the job you have, but for the job you want to have" -- she wasn't his wife yet right??

Posted by: you got me so confused profile link  in reply to  abby r.'s comment at 09/18/09 1:32 AM  | Reply
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sadly, I think we need to remove the "prison" tag.

Posted by: whoa! profile link at 09/17/09 3:46 PM  | Reply
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I always felt pretty strongly that Mr Brown's music was a really poor choice for that dancing couple's wedding. R. Kelly is just as danceable and has no legal history of violence. Only pee.
Ne-Yo is always an option.

Posted by: juggaloninja117 profile link at 09/17/09 3:52 PM  | Reply
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I love how he wears that huge piece of metal around his neck like "Hey guys! I'm the King of Community Service!"

Posted by: Da Best Mayne profile link at 09/17/09 3:54 PM  | Reply
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He'll send it to Jacob the Jeweler when his hours are complete. A constant reminder of the hardships he has faced this past year.

Posted by: whoatom101 profile link  in reply to  Da Best Mayne's comment at 09/17/09 6:06 PM  | Reply
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND7yJ7sMosk

janeane garofalo: chris brown, are you gonna clean that up?
chris brown: oh yeah, i will...um, i just got...i don't have time right now
janeane garofalo: clean it up, then come to my office for the meeting.
chris brown: buhh i gotta...ahhhhhh (head roll)

Posted by: sorryicecream profile link at 09/17/09 4:19 PM  | Reply
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yo doggs!!! this guy just needs to work with some halter horses!!!! ya kno!!!!! like he clerly has an attittude problem rite dogggggsss!!!!!!! its funny tho he looks like a little kid lol!!!!!!!!!!! its so funny!!!! hes using a rake and not doing work!!! he shuld have never hit rihana its not cool lol!!!!

Posted by: Josh Weezy Collins profile link at 09/17/09 4:28 PM  | Reply
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his next act of charity will be covering that "everybody clap your hands" song for baseball stadiums nationwide. he is just doing some advance press.

Posted by: pandamystery profile link at 09/17/09 4:30 PM  | Reply
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For heavens sake-wear your hat like a normal person

Posted by: Judy at 09/17/09 5:04 PM  | Reply
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Well, the part with his head between bars is particularly poignant. More of that, please. I wonder if Chris Brown knows about irony.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link at 09/17/09 5:34 PM  | Reply
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"iron"y

Posted by: BRAAAAAAAINSSss profile link  in reply to  Whyareyouyelling's comment at 09/17/09 10:07 PM  | Reply
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man. seeing him in that too-gay for 'Glee' bow tie really makes him look chubby. Yet the shirtless appearance shows he hits the gym as much as he hits women.

Posted by: Rusty Griswald profile link at 09/17/09 5:36 PM  | Reply
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now, you see rusty? this is why you were so replaceable.

Posted by: BRAAAAAAAINSSss profile link  in reply to  Rusty Griswald's comment at 09/17/09 10:08 PM  | Reply
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well done, brains.

now I'll go back to killing you with beer.

Posted by: Rusty Griswald profile link  in reply to  BRAAAAAAAINSSss's comment at 09/18/09 12:03 PM  | Reply
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I was kind of hoping his head would get stuck in the bars and that someone would say "Whoops! The only way we can get your head out is to choke you and beat the shit out of your face. "

Posted by: girlblogger at 09/17/09 5:57 PM  | Reply
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I was kind of hoping his head would get stuck in the bars and that someone would say "Whoops! The only way we can get your head out is to choke you and beat the shit out of your face. "

Posted by: girlblogger at 09/17/09 5:59 PM  | Reply
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I upvoted both of them. Because rage at over-privileged celebrity degenerates.

Posted by: That One profile link  in reply to  girlblogger's comment at 09/17/09 8:27 PM  | Reply
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Oh so THAT's where that fence goes. What?! What's he doing?

Posted by: Jonabler profile link at 09/18/09 6:13 AM  | Reply
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Something tells me he would have much less of a smile/smirk on his face if someone took the sticker of his goddamn hat.

Posted by: Niamh profile link at 09/18/09 7:13 AM  | Reply
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Beat plants, not people.

Posted by: I'll bring the beards. profile link at 09/18/09 12:27 PM  | Reply
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