Another 7-Year-Old Runs Into Trouble With The Law • A little girl in California had her lemonade stand shut down by cops. Between this and all the 7-year-olds stealing cars these days, I think it is clear: we're gonna need a smaller jail!
Posted at 1:30 PM in Justice
Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Children | Cops | Crimes | Lemonade | Prison
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Young black youth get their Faygo stands shut down every day! ... Media be so racist.
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Dear Mr and Mrs Earnest,
You made a 7-year old appear before a City Council Board to fight for her right to go to Disney World. Life is not going to live out well for her...
http://videogum.com/archives/viral-video/a-brave-california-woman-solves-all-the-problems_081302.html
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"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Are you this little girl's father?"
"Alleged father."
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when life gives you lemons... wait..
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"put the squeeze on..."
gosh, gotta love local news!
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When did this website become Amusing-Things-Only-Tangentially-Related-To-Videos-Gum?
Not that there's anything wrong with that, though...
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She's been selling lemonade since kindergarden? Where are the child exploitation charges against the dad?!
On a more serious note, the cop made a compelling point about how a highway intersection was unsafe for her. I'm sure they have a "downtown" area in Tulare, right?
Anyhoo, she's going to Disney so a happy end to the story.
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Happy day at Disney. . . Until she has to watch her asshole Dad have a three courser at the Blue Bayou, while she eats the only thing her lemonade could afford: saltines and a roll of bubble tape.
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Kinda reminds of that quote from President Clinton (not him) at the end of a Simpsons episode:
"Thank you Lisa for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson. If things don't go your way just keep complaining until your dreams come true."
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no one noticed the anchorwoman at the end? if she paid attention to her own story she'd realize they were 32 oz glasses... duhhh
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My favorite part was the very end. Just in case you were wondering if four two-day passes to Disney World in exchange for 30 glasses of lemonade was a bad deal for the family, don't worry, the lemonade was only $2.00 a glass. That was actually quite a deal! If anything the radio station got a bad deal. I hope that(those) was a(were) big glass(es)!
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Oh that's lame.
I thought she was selling it in her yard.
Take her off the streets!
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