Justin Timberlake's Charming Personality Tested By Obnoxious Interviewer
People are saying that Justin Timberlake is a "douche" in this junket interview for The Love Guru. (I put that word in quotes because we as a nation are not saying "douche" anymore. We're in a slang limbo period while someone figures out which word is going to be the new "douche.") But isn't the guy interviewing him, "Chuck The Movie Guy," even more of a [insert new "douche" word here]? He begins by whining about Justin ditching an interview with him a few years ago and his questions are terrible. ("Who's a better boss: Mike Myers or Madonna?")
I think we have to begrudgingly give it to JT, here. He's been out-douched, or whatever word we're going to start saying instead of that now. "Jagoff," maybe?
Posted by Lindsay at 4:43 PM in Interviews
Tags: Douche | Justin Timberlake | The Love Guru
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i think maybe we're saying "dildo" now
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We now say "numbnut."
Numbnut?
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I've lately been thinking that both "dingus" and "spaz" are woefully underused.
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I'd like to go back to "turkey."
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JIVE turkey
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Even with the advantage of hostile material that "Chuck The Movie Guy" comes prepared with, JT holds his own when responding to the obvious heckling by an interviewer who is happy to just sit back and revel in his own "awkward" cleverness.
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numbnet?!
OH NUMBNAH
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Nicotine queef has a nice, disparaging ring to it.
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Does anyone else think that's a giant Magic Eye picture behind Justin?
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Didn't we decide last week it was going to be a "cath" from now on? Or is "cath" just a verb, not a noun? Douche was turned from a verb to a noun.
Get back to me.
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