Forget Gatorade, Judah Friedlander Drinks Shark Tears
Judah Friedlander was on last night's highly-watched episode of Letterman, talking about 30 Rock, his hats (of course, but somehow it never gets old), and his upcoming book, Self-Offense (because he doesn't believe in self-defense). The highlight came when Judah took out a bottle and drank from it, and explained to Dave that it was shark tears and explained how he harvests it. Here's the whole clip, courtesy of Huffpo:
Some marketing type should do a marketing blog post on their marketing website about Judah Friedlander being the World Champion of BRANDING.
Posted by Lindsay at 3:30 PM in Interviews
Tags: 30 Rock | David Letterman | Judah Friedlander
"The 30 Rock"
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ADVERTISING is just fucking ridiculous nowadays. I don't GIVE A SHIT who's drinking Shark Tears or why they're cool; I DON'T WANT THEM.
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You lie! You want so many Shark Tears!
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BULLSHIT. Why on earth would I want that?
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Don't play coy. You know.
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OKAY. Maybe I wouldn't mind some but only if that shit came FROM THESE MOTHERFUCKIN SHARKS:
but i seriously fuckin doubt it
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Why are you so afraid to embrace your true feelings? You were so close!
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WHAT TRUE FEELINGS Godsauce? I didn't realize I'm apparently on the fuckin couch.
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Tell me about your mother.
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Are you at work? Why are you always online while you are at work? Are you cheating on me!??!?
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I DO NOT WORK. I AM FUCKIN UNEMPLOYED AND YOU WOULD KNOW THIS SHIT IF WE WERE MARRIED BUT WE'RE NOT
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i love you too, honey.
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You used to just be THAT GUY that needed attention. Mommy didn't BREAST FEED you or whatever. But you are obviously an UNHINGED PSYCHO that clearly has mental problems and LOVES CONFRONTATION. It's actually REALLY FUCKIN SAD. We're gonna have to let you go. Step into my office. YOU'RE FUCKIN FIRED.
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I'VE ALREADY BEEN LET GO, you asshole. And jesus christ! what the fuck was that?!? That was uncalled for dickhead!
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An American Patriot,
I appreciate your reading Videogum and contributing to the comments section. But could you please tone down some of the cursing and also stop calling everyone else assholes all the time? A little cursing and a little calling everyone else assholes, sure, but with some moderation. Come on.
Thank you.
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HUGS
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I'm glad you're working on your anger management issues, dear. You might get some tonight ;)
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You know that movie The Beach with Leonardo DiCaprio? Well, Videogum before An American Patriot was like The Beach community before Leonardo DiCaprio. Everyone was all playing soccer and smoking weed and being totally hippified. Now people are getting attacked by sharks and yelling at each other and leaving each other to die of Gangrene in some tent in the woods... the dream is over.
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Does this mean that An American Patriot will stop trolling the comments? Now that he's FINALLY gotten a response from Gabe?
I just want Da Cake Eatur back. Where are ya, bud? We miss you. :(
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If by "stop trolling the comments" you mean I'm gonna stop posting on here:
hell naw.
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He's definitely #1 in unfunny shticks.
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Although I'm not a fan of 30 Rock, I will support and defend Judah Friedlander for a good long time because of how much I liked him in American Splendor.
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Thanks for the info. I love American Splendor but I never realized that was him playing Toby. The first thing I remember seeing him in was an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where he played a retarded guy with some actual retarded cast members and for years afterwards I thought he really was retarded.
PS @ An American Patriot & Godsauce, you guys flap your lips like an old lady's muff.
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Not everyone has an animated gif for every occasion.
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I remember that episode. I tell you, after American Splendor, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Zoolander, and this interview, I can't guarantee that he's retarded.
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Whaaaaaa? I tried to add some html and it took the word out entirely. It should have read:
I can't guarantee that he's NOT retarded.
That's it--I'm breaking up with html for good this time.
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As per usual, I completely agree with Kenny Powers (I wish I could quit you).
Witnessing fights in the comments of blogs is like Midget Wrestling; kinda funny, but mostly kinda sad.
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hey, it's one of the biggest reasons i avoided 30 Rock for three seasons!
i can't even watch this.
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What did he do to you?
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I liked when he wore that hat.
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I'm relieved. I was afraid Dave might have raped him with his mouth.
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Kenny Powers Light.
Caffeine-Free.
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I think he's funny and love him on 30 Rock, but his World Champion and "I'm a ninja" shtick are officially annoying.
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