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August 21, 2009

Damon Weaver Interviewed By Time Magazine

Q: At the end of the interview you asked Obama to be your homeboy, and he said yes. How does it feel?

A: It feels good. It feels the same, though.

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"It feels good. It feels the same, though."
Succinct explanation of the Christmas afternoon blues.

Posted by: TheJesusCodpiece profile link at 08/21/09 10:55 AM  | Reply
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"Well, Mr. Zimmerman thought that I'd be good on the school news crew. So he [got] me to go do a report about Joe Biden. It was my first interview.
(See pictures of Joe Biden.)"

Yes, Time Magazine, seeing pictures of Joe Biden is something people want to do.

Posted by: kingofdanger profile link at 08/21/09 10:59 AM  | Reply
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Q: Your interview has 400,000 views on Youtube. Did you expect that?
A: Not in the first week.
Owned.

Posted by: Lyle at 08/21/09 11:08 AM  | Reply
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I'm confused. Now I'm [thinking] about being a pilot. I would want to fly a rocket — and Delta Airlines. They have TVs on every seat.

I could not love this kid any harder. He's just so regular compared to the other precocious kids on TV--so unlike those little monsters who write creepy dating advice books or give ridiculous speeches on conservative values.

Posted by: alexandrararara profile link at 08/21/09 11:16 AM  | Reply
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Thank you! I couldn't put my finger on what it was that makes him The Best, but that's totally it. He actually acts like an 11 year old.

Posted by: stacey profile link  in reply to  alexandrararara's comment at 08/21/09 5:46 PM  | Reply
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"He's a very good dog and a very pretty dog." Aaaaah, too cute! Please do another Seth MacFarlane story so my proper levels of bilious contempt can be restored.

Posted by: Shane2012 profile link at 08/21/09 11:33 AM  | Reply
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What would you ask him?
"What was it like being traded to the Eagles?"

What would your second question be?
"What was it like in jail?"


I hope this interview happens. I am currently on a need-to-know basis about how the NFL draft slash prison was for Michael Vick. Also, mangoes and fries are the new Crunk Juice and Ramen in terms of POWER MEALS.

Posted by: Carrie profile link at 08/21/09 11:36 AM  | Reply
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kid is the best. here are the keys to america, damon weaver.

Posted by: third heat profile link at 08/21/09 11:41 AM  | Reply
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I laughed so hard, I think I wet my Winkers a little bit.

Posted by: wingedgopher profile link at 08/21/09 11:58 AM  | Reply
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Kid fucking LOVES mangoes. I support his mango-based platform.

Posted by: John Ham profile link at 08/21/09 12:01 PM  | Reply
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Vote for mangoes & fries in 2010!

Posted by: ddubs profile link  in reply to  John Ham's comment at 08/21/09 1:54 PM  | Reply
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Your interview with the President has been viewed more than 400,000 times on YouTube. Did you expect that?
Not in the first week.
Ha! The chutzpah of this kid. He expected 400K, just not so soon. Damon = AWESOMENESS.

Posted by: EtWB profile link at 08/21/09 12:18 PM  | Reply
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WEAVER 2036

Posted by: NF profile link at 08/21/09 12:53 PM  | Reply
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