Gabe And Max's Most Revealing Video Yet: Guy's Night Out
Gabe And Max are back with their sixth Guide To Man Style for Details Magazine, and it's their deepest (and actually sort of dark!) one yet. It's also my favorite. We're learning so much about our hapless characters, like how much Gabe hates women, and how much Max values Gabe's best friendship. Just one warning, though: you might want to eat breakfast and not be hungover before the calamari bloomin' onions scene.
I wish they would actually make a Tropic Thunder-style fake movie trailer about "quilts and tampons," starring Kate Winslet and Susan Sarandon.
Posted by Lindsay at 10:00 AM in Instructional Videos
Tags: Gabe And Max | Max Silvestri
I wish Gabe could stay there forever too!
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as long as there are no computers or internet connection there, i would agree with you . . .
locked in a small room, far far away from videogum.
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At this point I can't imagine Gabe writing blog posts wearing anything other than a mesh t-shirt. And it's comforting.
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This is my favorite yet
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Ain't that a pip!
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Someone has obviously never had a Bloomin' Onion from Outback Steakhouse.
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OH MY GOD. The Runnin With The Devil samples. I wanna take you guys out for some Jello shots.
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come on.
everybody knows it isn't really guy's night out without truth or dare. or a sweaty round of twister. whichever is the manliest.
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Gabe, your sox are so dirty!
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My main takeaway from this is wondering whether Gabe is the sort of person to actually have a creepy goatee, or if he just grew one for this webisode.
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Brody Jenner has nothing on your bromance.
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Every time I get settled in the notion that Gabe is most likely heterosexual, you guys have to go and post another Gabe and Max video. I can't tell where the meta jokes start and the normal jokes end. It's as hard to decipher as a body hair pattern under a white mesh shirt.
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hey dont worry, they made that movie 15 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi9f0l02Ls8
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this video solved a question that's been plaguing me for ages: what's the movie where the guy forgets how to talk and loves crackers, but then he eats something hot and starts talking all of a sudden???
Fuckin' Regarding Henry!!!!
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Jim Rome called. He wants his goatee back.
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But then BradOFarrell texted and said you could keep it. A+
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My last guys' night out involved donuts, slushies, Gears of War and Step Brothers.
I guess I did it wrong.
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There's a bit of a moral quandary here. I understand that it's a joke and it's supposed to be funny, but that doesn't make it right when one of the main characters discusses his hatred of women. This type of misogynistic behavior is uncalled for in any situation due to the fact that there are people out there who truly hate and beat and kill women.
I feel like this contributes in some small way to making that behavior acceptable.
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i wanted to "settle down, chris brown" you, but i felt like that might reinforce your point rather than getting you to douchechill.
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Totally. I'm sure men who beat their wives first log on to pop culture blogs to get the go-ahead.
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Kinda like how all the borderline homophobes run out to see the latest Sacha Baron Coen flick and decide to "kill the fags."
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YES. EXACTLY LIKE THAT.
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I think Videogum needs their Joke Detectors checked. :\
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oops. someone doesn't get jokes. wrong blog.
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Ok, so Mr. (every movie/series is shit and I laugh at them) Gabe, is a wannabe internet sketch actor with a creepy goatee. How sad...
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Sounds like someone's tampon ISN'T quilted. So cranky!
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Are you really a wannabe internet sketch actor when you are actually acting in internet sketches?
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Good comment. Very critical.
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Guys night out drinking game: Watch the video again and take a shot every time Gabe makes his creepy come hither face. You'll be drunk by the :47 mark
http://i41.tinypic.com/1cgw0.png
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BEANS
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Okay, okay, this more than makes up for all the campaigning you've been doing to turn Dumbelina off of sex.
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I was wondering about dessert as well. What follows blooming onion? Maybe fried pie.
(as a sidenote, the blooming onion squiching noises were nice. They were an enjoyable counterpoint to the squiching noises for the hair oil in the opening sequence.)
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Yeah, that's all fine and good, but what did they have for dessert?
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Max could mash his blooming onion into my dippin' sauce aaaanytime.
Or put his secret sauce on my blooming onion?
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2:14. If I were smart enough to know how to make that a "jpeg" I would consider making it my new default picture.
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[IMG]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/bribwk555/6-17-200911-03-56AM.jpg[/IMG]
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this was really hard to watch because of homosex.
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Girl's Night Out: Crafts!!!
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dead on, my friend. glad SOMEONE said it.
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In some situations I would agree with you; but it comes down to whether the joke is making fun of the viewpoint you suggest or indulging in it. My opinion, as someone who is usually offended by jokes about violence against women, is that Gabe's jokes were total LOLZ every time; in fact, they were the best part. Correct me if I'm wrong, but he seemed to be making fun of the brotastic segregation of genders and how it's laden with misogyny, as opposed to indulging in it.
After all, he IS Professor Gender Equality with a PhD in Joke Making. He knows what he's doing.
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Max, gaze into your future:
Gabe, gaze into your past:
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you are so right.. women ARE the worst..
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Gabe, your white socks are dirty.
;)
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