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May 28, 2009

Gabe And Max Are Your Baby Daddies

In the latest Guide To Man Style from comedy duo Gabe And Max (Full disclosure: Gabe works here. JK, duh.) the guys give advice to new fathers using their doll-baby, Dolph, like how to feed the baby, how to clean the baby, and how to buy your baby the best chain wallet.

Red Bull baby bottles! I hate to bring the room down, but they actually have those Red Bull baby bottles in parts of Appalachia, but with Mountain Dew. It was on 20/20! Is Gabe And Max's Guide To Man Style actually incisive underground social commentary about how our health care system has failed the rural poor? (JK, no, duh.)

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Gabe can be my baby daddy if he's serious.

Posted by: VoteQuimby at 05/28/09 10:45 AM | Reply
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Becca

pshhhhaw! Max Silvestri could have my babies YESTERDAY.

also - is that DOLPH as in DOLPHin or as in aDOLPH??? big distinction there... very disparate inspirations...

and I'll take one of those gabe-and-max-mobiles for my ceiling TO GO - I'm hosting a party this weekend and I'll need it in time.

Posted by: Becca profile link in reply to VoteQuimby's comment at 05/28/09 11:09 AM | Reply
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gimcracker

dolph lundgren

Posted by: gimcracker profile link in reply to Becca's comment at 05/28/09 2:57 PM | Reply
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Me and Gabe are going half on a baby so we can go live The Dream Life of Our Dreams.

Posted by: VoteQuimby in reply to Becca's comment at 05/28/09 4:02 PM | Reply
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Krys

I don't know, man. Gabe seems pretty neglectful. I mean, how could he give a baby a chain wallet and forget to give it a bunch of keys on a big-ass ring? Dude needs to work on some stuff (in my pants [TWSS]).

Posted by: Krys profile link in reply to VoteQuimby's comment at 05/29/09 4:31 AM | Reply
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DOLPH

Posted by: joshua at 05/28/09 10:55 AM | Reply
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She-Ra, P.O.P.

Bad timing with the Mike Tyson tattoo on the baby, huh?

Posted by: She-Ra, P.O.P. profile link at 05/28/09 11:44 AM | Reply
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CarolineA

Gabe and Max should write a book called "No Fajitas"

PS: Where can I get myself a Gabe and Max mobile? I'm moving into a new condo in a few months and I think it would be the perfect addition.

Posted by: CarolineA profile link at 05/28/09 11:44 AM | Reply
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Mary Mouse

"your gun or guns" = perfection.

Posted by: Mary Mouse profile link at 05/28/09 11:59 AM | Reply
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Does Gabe have on a see-through shirt?

Can you please make that your user icon?

Posted by: laura at 05/28/09 12:28 PM | Reply
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Awesome show. Good job.

Posted by: oh. at 05/28/09 1:01 PM | Reply
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indybree

So, pretty much I feel like my Gabe-crush has reached dizzying heights. That's poetic!

Posted by: indybree profile link at 05/28/09 2:46 PM | Reply
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gimcracker

This is the second gabe & max man style episode where max has had food on or around his mouth.

Posted by: gimcracker profile link at 05/28/09 3:00 PM | Reply
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Gabe -- that shirt! where did it come from?

Posted by: HB at 05/28/09 5:35 PM | Reply
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"Details is a good publication... if you're out of cologne" - Zach Galifianakis

Posted by: Chummy profile link at 05/28/09 6:26 PM | Reply
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So these guys watch Tim and Eric

Posted by: RadioCollective profile link at 05/28/09 11:10 PM | Reply
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Yes. Yes they do. In fact you can follow this helpful link to read everything that Gabe has written about how much he loves Tim & Eric on his website, which is this website, so congrats on cracking the motherfucking Da Vinci code there professor.

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Detroit Dutchgirl

I want to give a kahdooz to the props, the Man Style Mobile is pure awesome.

Posted by: Detroit Dutchgirl profile link at 05/29/09 11:01 AM | Reply
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agreed. total tim and eric rip.

Posted by: davi at 05/29/09 11:31 AM | Reply
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