Hey, Boo! Boo! • Hollywood is working on a live-action/animated feature about Yogi Bear. And I am working on cleaning up all this barf!
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Tags: Anna Faris | Dan Aykroyd | Justin Timberlake | Yogi Bear
November 6, 2009
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This Summer: Will Ferrell IS the ranger....Zach Galafanakis IS Yogi.....and Dakota Fanning IS Boo Boo
Score = 2
This entire movie looks like a boo-boo. Amirite?
Score = 7
"Anna Faris | Dan Aykroyd | Justin Timberlake | Yogi Bear"
sometimes you don't have to click the link to know how terrible things are.
Score = 12
This Summer: Boo-boo afraid. Boo-boo very afraid!
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I'm just stoked that Timberlake is in the facebook movie.
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Hollywood, stop ruining everything that is special to me.
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Stupider than the average bear.
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I really wish you'd get some help for this bulimia problem of yours, Gabe.
Score = 11
At least it's not Teddy Ruxpin.
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I hope Jelly Man runs Jellystone Natl. Park.
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Duh Aficionado Sidebar: I think the rule in Hollywood is to ask: "Did this property ever, in the past, make any money whatsoever?" If the answer is yes ("Ghostbusters: another fucking money factory!"), then the execs are rules-bound to revivify that property rather than go with something newly created, which, duh, has yet to make its first dollar. It's the definition of conservatism.
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Hopefully Michael Rapaport will reprise his role as the stereotypical Italian mafia raccoon. Fingers crossed!
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Why does Hollywood have such a boner for awkward cartoon-to-live action adaptations? This movie is going to be like 75% CGI anyway, why not just go the full route and make it one big disappointing cartoon movie instead of doing another Ice Age or whatever. I mean, why not save money in this economy and just pay your actors to come in to do a week of voice acting instead of spending six months shooting them outside in the woods talking to a tennis ball on a stick.
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Or why not use a real bear in a real tie and porkpie hat and dub the voices over? It'll be a cross between Gentle Ben and Dr. Doolittle! Those were popular things right? $MONEY.
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Because real bears are divas!
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I can't believe the number of revelations in this article aside from the dumbass Yogi Bear crap:
1. There will be a Ghostbusters 3
2. There will be a Chipmunks sequel
3. The chipmunks sequel will have the word "Squeaquel" in it
4. All that facebook movie shit (I'm late to the party, I get it, but David Fincher??)
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