Gabe And Max Are Your Boyfriends
As you might know, Videogum's co-editor Gabe has a double life in which he blogs by day and makes funny videos by night with the comedian Max Silvestri. Together they're known as Gabe And Max, and they're great. Until now, we've never put any Gabe And Max videos up here, because Gabe said it was a conflict of interest or something. But they have a new one today, and I found it, and my job is to put up funny videos, and conflict of interest what? We're videobloggers, not the co-Mayors of Wasilla. So after begging, cajoling, bribing, yelling "You're not the boss of me!", and, finally, threatening physical violence, I've been allowed to post it. Aww, hell, I'm just going to post them all! But first up, Gabe And Max's latest video, which just went up on the internet a few minutes ago. Words cannot describe what it's like to see these two in makeup.
I know that when you think of Details Magazine, you immediately think "funny viral video", but get ready to think that even more because here are Gabe And Max on the four pillars of Looking Fine:
Previously: Gabe And Max's Cocktail Party Talk:
Gabe And Max answer Boing Boing's reader's internet questions;
And the Gabe And Max video that started it all, Gabe And Max's Internet Thing:
Good job, Gabe And Max.
Posted by Lindsay at 1:45 PM in Hate-Watching
Tags: Gabe And Max | Max Silvestri
the new video is hilarious. that rouge really brings out max's blue eyes. i'm in love.
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For the record, I said that it was a conflict of farterest.
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This was a great job, thanks Lindsay! My nerd crush is a little uncomf due to the mesh clothing and makeup. I get enough of that from my real bf (also he just asked me about digital scrapbooking?), and I like nerd crushes for escapism.
I'll just erase this from my memory, and my fantasy harem of you, Luke Wilson and Philip Seymour Hoffman can continue (each so special in his own way).
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I'm really disappointed that nobody's said anything yet about the chest hair closeup.
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My eyes were prob closed is all during the mesh scenes (in the interest of preserving my Hugh Hefner-Harem fantasy).
--Know what, I'm okay with the mesh. Cause I saw my bf pick a booger and proceed to eat it 3 months and 2 days ago. So the mesh is fine. The mesh stays.
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Gabe is my boyfriend? Sweet!!
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i am also pretty excited about my new boyfriend.
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mantastic. there should be a new gabe & max video every week.
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I've been telling people that Gabe is my boyfriend, and now I have proof, right here on the internets!
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We all want Gabe to be our boyfriend. Lindsay, this better not be a trick!
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I'm glad everyone is taking on Gabe as their boyfriend, because that makes Max ALL MINE =]]
Jkidding, I'm not a crazy superfan...........=//
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CarolineA, do you wanna do this? because this can happen right now!
MAX IS MINE!
also - not a crazy superfan. *! involuntary eye twitch !*
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Join my Max Silvestri facebook fan site
THEN we can talk! lol
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I'm officially the 7th member of your Max Silvestri facebook group.
i love him lol.
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pretty sure that both of their real girlfriends would rather the boys not be offered to the superfan internets
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Gabe is the Gabe of Gabe & Max? Dude.
I think that's a good thing, but makes me feel like a) I haven't been paying attention that I didn't figure that our earlier and/or b) I pay attention to only a small little ghetto of the internets.
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you clearly did not watch the Gabe's double dog vlog. (which, by the way, you should. right now.)
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no one can watch gabe's vlog ever because it's been removed and i just keep clicking anyway. why is videogum's youtube account in internet jail?
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(nullus)
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Wow...Gabe's Neck... it's scary- I'll blame it on the mesh shirt
Max's eyes are such a brilliant blue due to artful application of bronzer and blush- he looks like one of the MAC counter people. It's the new look for fall.
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Best 02:41 of my week! Sigh.
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yeah, well you know what my phone says when i get a message....?
BIG FAN.
Bye everybody, i'm going to creep-jail. I'm in the make-up bag.
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i kind of wish that gabe & max did the man-style video in bad-acting fashion (even though the bad advice content was hilarious). i mean, i know the mesh shirt was way bettter than the purple tie, but i still like the gum chewing/ gramatical and spelling errors/ and really unconvincing delivery that the other videos offer.
also, for all the creepy superfans:
http://gawker.com/photogallery/gawkerpinupsgabedelahaye/
also, gabe: how did anyone convince you that it was an o.k. idea to take shirtless glamour shots? i mean, you looks foiiiine and all, but still...
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toot toot all aboard the train to creepy town
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glamour shots? what is all this? who took those shots? is Gabe famous? do people want to take pictures of him? WHAT IS HAPPENING?
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also, i'm hands down the creepiest creeper of all creepy superfans ever. creeper.
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I never knew chewing gum could be so sexy.
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The new one didn't play on my computer, but I won't know why until I finish listening to these audio tapes I bought.
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I think I saw Max at the gym watching Oz on his iPod.
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Oh DREW. You know that was me.
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oh, i always thought gabe had a kitten's head in place of a human head.
that explains things.
like how a kitten could get themselves on 'this american life' and stuff.
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Do you know how much money I have? Not enough to buy a goddamn airhorn.
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Wow. Guess I'm not a fan of vlogging. Even if muffins are included. I'm not sure I would have seen that video and though of "Gabe and Max" of the internets. Gabe was so vlog normal and boring. Gabe best be keeping his Max close at hand for the visual mediums...
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