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April 21, 2009

True Blood Season 2: Now With Worse Accents!

Here's a special preview clip from the upcoming second season of True Blood (June 14 on HBO), you guys:

Man, I forgot about those accents. Did they somehow get worse? I think they got worse. This clip is bringing back a whole flood of terrible memories. Remember when Jason Stackhouse got that dangerous vampire boner? Remember how Sam turns into a puppy? Remember THAT PIE?! I wonder how they're going to turn the introduction of a Pan's Labyrinth monster into some kind of heavy-handed but deeply flawed to the point of hilarity metaphor for some underprivileged group.

Can hardly wait.

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is it wrong that i still laught each time i heard "don't be reediculous"? if so, i don't want to be right

Posted by: swaz! profile link at 04/21/09 9:45 AM  | Reply
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the fuck was that?

i'm pissed they killed of rene, but i'm not axing my hbo plan JUST YET.

Posted by: Becca profile link at 04/21/09 9:49 AM  | Reply
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The world is passing me by. I had no idea this existed. I still don't. The words and images above are incomprehensible to me. I simply can no longer keep up with the endless pop culture parade. It moves too fast, and it is too vicious. What will become of me? God, are you listening?

Posted by: BLT at 04/21/09 10:40 AM  | Reply
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I wonder what Miss California's thoughts on Vampire rights are?

I can't wait for this horrible- yet amazing show comes back on and honestly hope that the liquid pie rears it's ugly head again.

Posted by: Selena at 04/21/09 10:59 AM  | Reply
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Amazing Miss California comment.

Posted by: HateGrime profile link  in reply to  Selena's comment at 04/21/09 10:11 PM  | Reply
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I could never forget the Pecan Sadness Pie.

Posted by: apesofmath profile link at 04/21/09 11:03 AM  | Reply
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The whole series is Pecan Sadness Pie. You know it isn't any good for you but you keep consuming it :(

Posted by: Bad tings ah gwan profile link  in reply to  apesofmath's comment at 04/21/09 6:41 PM  | Reply
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I see the makers of 'Evil Things' have moved on to bigger projects.

Posted by: blah at 04/21/09 11:24 AM  | Reply
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The alternate title for this show must be "Paint By Numbers." Undefined noises in the woods? Check. Strings? Check. Someone running and falling down? Check. A monster who's the love child of Pan's Labyrinth and Where the Wild Things Are? Check.

Posted by: crazy little thing at 04/21/09 11:29 AM  | Reply
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The scary strings music pre-faun chase sounds like the Windows error noise.

Posted by: .bryan. profile link at 04/21/09 11:38 AM  | Reply
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Can't wait to watch this show.

Posted by: Michael H profile link at 04/21/09 11:59 AM  | Reply
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that's GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER Anna Paquin to you, sir.

Posted by: nicolas cage in a bear suit profile link at 04/21/09 4:42 PM  | Reply
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OSCAR WINNER Anna Paquin.
Seriously though, why hate on this show because of its bad accents, when has an American production ever had realistic accents? Hollywood can't do English(the queen's) and Southern accents. The worst is Eastern European accents.

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link  in reply to  nicolas cage in a bear suit's comment at 04/21/09 9:15 PM  | Reply
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hey isn't that ben's mom

Posted by: alex at 04/21/09 6:26 PM  | Reply
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Can we talk about how True Blood advertises on this site? Is your love-hatred of this show part of its "viral marketing?" Are you a mole from HBO? Is Videogum one giant(?) viral marketing gimmick?

Posted by: HateGrime profile link at 04/21/09 10:12 PM  | Reply
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What is the audio version of a GIF? And can we please have one for the first few seconds ("She has a loaded gun (brief pause), Sookie!") of that clip?

That is seriously SOME voice acting.

Posted by: radioactive rabbit profile link at 04/22/09 1:37 AM  | Reply
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is the setting Great Britlahoma?

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