This Is Not An Elementary School Playground, David Letterman
Sara at Best Week Ever shared the fascinating agony of this Stupid People Trick from Letterman. A lady who looks like Robin Wright Penn touches herself where nobody should touch: the inside of her eyelids:
If David Letterman is going to go down this road with Stupid Human Tricks, and he can act grossed-out all he wants but he makes the choices and he has chosen this road, might I suggest having someone on with a bad sunburn, who peels the whole thing off in one piece? Because that is just one tiny level away from this lady. Eyelid scratching is a slippery slope, Dave.
Posted by Lindsay at 2:45 PM in Gross, Late Night
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LINDSAY ROBERTSON! Grody! Your sunburn idea!
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seriously! nasty!
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It was the worst thing I could think of!
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This is from an episode several months ago.
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Despite this example, Letterman's video segments from the 90s are gold (particularly those featuring him shooting the shit with kids or manning the drive-thru at Taco Bell). That man is the precursor to all worthwhile internet video.
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She's my dream girl 2.0.
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Are you sure this girl isn't anybody's girlfriend??
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Yeah, your girlfriend was on Letterman several months ago.
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Priiiiiiiiiiivate Eyes *clap* Are watching you *clap clap*
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