I Would Like To Choose A Harold And Kumar Adventure That Isn't Gross
The Harold And Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay DVD comes out July 29, and will have a special feature that no other movie has probably had, via CC Insider:
the DVD release of Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay will include a Choose Your Own Adventure-style feature called "Dude, Change the Movie." It appears that viewers can alter the movie, which will have access to 27 additional scenes.
Ooooh! Oooh! I know this one! Pick me! Spoiler alert: the first five minutes of the movie will totally ruin your crush on Kal Penn if you had one, which I did. To describe it in detail would not be appropriate for a family blog, but let's just say he has terrible diarrhea in the same bathroom where Harold is taking a shower and then does himself in a scene that required the prop department to prepare by buying yogurt. It's really incredibly gross. The old lady sitting in front of me in the theater jumped up and literally ran out. That may be some sort of sign that I should give up watching stoner comedies, but if there's a chance to dude, change the movie, I say dude, take out the first five minutes.
(Also, whatever you do, never ever ever do a YouTube search for kumar toilet. It's not the movie.)
Posted by Lindsay at 5:40 PM in Gross, I Love Kal Penn
Tags: Harold And Kumar | John Cho | Kal Penn
Back-to-back diarrhea posts? What is this, Christmas? I think it's time to launch diarrheagum.com.
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