This preacher has challenged couples to have sex every day for seven days. Wow, that's a little, uh..."contemporary" (meaning: "gross"):
Words to live by: "Life is more than about dollars and cents and doing deals and just recreation and then dying." -- That Pastor, 2008.
Posted by Lindsay at 10:30 AM in Gross, Local News
Tags: Jesus
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I live next to Grapevine. That church is scary. But I like what he's preachin'!
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That guy at the end who said he was taking the challenge (because it's so difficult) and his wife were the grossest part of that gross video.
Also, 7 straight days is way too long. They're gonna need replenish some electrolytes by the end of day 2 or so. The real question there is: how long can 2 people live off of food that can be used in a sexual manner? I think that's what the pastor's real challenge was. It's what Jesus would've wanted.
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"Life isn't about sex. Life is about children... and passion! and spirit! It's not about fucking and balls and pussy; It's about love. and people! it's about connection! It's not about cock and ass and tits... and butt-hole pleasures. It's not about this rusty trombone and dirty sanchez and the Cincinnati bow-tie and pussy juice cocktail and shit-stained balls..." - mooj
truer words were never spoken.
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My ex-fiance went to that church.
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