Have you ever wanted to play a prank on a friend or loved one and thought, "You know what would be really great? An empty porno case with their face and name on it." Why did you think that? You should be nicer to your friends. Friendship is a gift to be treasured, and you never know what the future holds. You could be hit by a van and then a taxi tomorrow. But also now you can.
Our personalized prank porn DVD case is the ultimate prank! Get back at your friends, family and co-workers with a completely realistic and personalized porno package. Leave it lying around your buddy's house. Bring one into work. The next time your at a party, show off what you just happended to find at the video store. Add their name to the front and back of each case as well as a feature photo to add that extra punch of humility!
BRING ONE INTO WORK? You are the worst. Stop playing pranks. What are you, 12? Leave it around your buddy's house. Shame on you. Stop showing off what you just HAPPENDED to find at the video store. The only person you're embarrassing is yourself. People are going to think that you made this. "Surely no one paid for an empty fake porno DVD case with such poor Photoshopping." What a weird prank. "Gotcha!" Boo. Pranks are always the worst, but this is well below average. $14.98. (Via GorillaMask.)
If you watch it against your better judgment, knowing that it's not something that you want to watch, you'll be super mad at me. So rather than shock anyone, here's a description: some guys were on a fishing trip near Fiji, where the found a floating dead horse that had been recently dumped in the water (hey 11 year old girls, the horse almost certainly died of natural causes, okay?). As they're taping the horse, a shark swims up and does a one-shark feeding frenzy on it. It's my opinion that this video could easily be on the National Geographic channel, because its appeal (besides childish gross-out appeal, which is there too), is getting the chance to see something we rarely see in nature. And since it's not a person, and the horse is already dead, and the video is literally of nature taking its course, it's not THAT terrible, okay? Anyway, all warnings apply!
Anna Wintour, the editor of Vogue Magazine and the inspiration for the monster Meryl Streep played in The Devil Wears Prada, gave a rare interview to 60 Minutes that will air on Sunday. This morning CBS This Morning showed a preview in which Morley Safer, who got the first on-camera interview with Anna in years because he helped her get into the media when she was young (thanks Morley Safer), asks Anna about the time she told Oprah to lose weight if she wanted to be on the cover of Vogue. No wonder she never gives interviews! "Better to remain silent and be thought a c-word, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
There is no worse advertiser than milk. As if it wasn't bad enough that their product is blamed for all kinds of things like childhood obesity and drug-resistant MRSA infections, they seem never be planning to let up with that disgusting viscous curdled- milk-mustache-on-tween-pop-stars campaign. Now, Big Milk has outdone itself with a series of visually interesting animated ads that bring back stereotypes about women from, like, the 18th century ("The princess's horrible hair was the reason she was unmarried"), and are also so sneaky and misinforming as to just be flat-out lies. Milk hates women:
On the one hand, the video I'm about to show is really really gross, like gross-gross, and if you spell out what it depicts, it actually sounds like a crime. On the other hand, it's by National Geographic! It's rated G or whatever. It's much funnier if you don't know anything more, so I'm not going to say anything more other than don't come whining to me if this opens up a whole new world of yuck for your brain. Better to let your takeaway from this video be "Whatever my problems may be, I am sitting in front of a computer right now and therefore am living in the lap of luxury, far from the tasks that must be performed at the survival level." Okay: the worst "job" in the world:
WARNING: These highlights from an interview/infomercial on Christian TV starring a "Christian Health Evangelist" and kind of Music Man of holy colon cleansing are totally disgusting. But since these aired on Christian TV, and are amazing and hilarious and totally weird and gross, they belong here. They used to use sex to sell everything. Now they're using God to sell everything. Remember: Jesus wants you to re-educate your colon!
Someone is (probably) benefiting from Swine Flu fears: the makers of workplace educational videos meant to reduce employee sickness, featuring 8 different "coughing strategies" demonstrated by a hulking actor. The answer to all of this seems to just be "Purell":
Employers can buy a VHS of this video for just $30! Because that's how the internet works. Thanks to Jessica for the tip!
You know how cooking shows and commercials have special chef/artists on staff who do all kinds of stuff to the food so it'll look good photographed, because in real life all food basically looks disgusting unless it's sitting there about to be eaten by you? This kind of adorably terrible commercial is why those people get paid so well:
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Blogging about TV and movies isn't all fun and videogames. Every week, Lindsay or Gabe will be presented with a physical or mental challenge that tests their bravery,patience, and taste.
The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
