Oh Si, There Will Be The Spanish Word For Blood • The Spanish Cultural Ministry's Film Institute has given Saw VI an X rating and it will only be shown in porno theaters. Een Spain, porn tortures you! (I'm sure I did that joke right.)
Posted at 2:30 PM in Good Idea Jeans
Tags: Horror | Jigsaw | Porno | Saw VI | Spain | Tobin Bell
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Sangre, holmes. The word is Sangre.
Score = 10
I believe the spanish word for blood is "bluduh".
Score = 11
HA!!! You made me remember this gem....
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Holy crap! How can that video only have 308 views? Despite the very adorable child's objections, it is VERY FUNNY!
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Actually, the Spanish for torture porn is "Tormento Pornograffi".
In related news, the Spanish for "Ludicrous Waste Of Celluloid" is "Ridiculo Merma a Celuloide". So now you know...
Score = 4
you sure thats not Italian?
Score = 7
I think I can trust Google translator to give me 100% accurate Spanish translations...
Score = 12
you have misplaced your trust.
Score = 7
Hundreds of closet-creeps finally get the excuse they were waiting for to go into a porn theater without looking like a TOTAL creep.
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Or to masturbate to dudes getting their heads chopped off.
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Any psychological harm they are trying to prevent the Spanish citizens is just going to be multiplied by a billion.
"You thought that was freaky? Well guess what? We're calling it porn. We just wanted to make sure you had the right context for how these feelings should be interpreted!"
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Personally I would rather be seen walking into a porn cinema showing clown porn than be seen going to see any of the saw franchise.
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