I Wish James Gandolfini Was My Dad
This is a photo of James Gandolfini taken over the weekend, and it is the best. Look at him! With his big fat belly and his sloppy Homer Simpson mask. Why doesn't it have a mouth? Hahaha. James Gandolfini is a millionaire and he is going to murder you!
Seriously, this is a great costume (yes, I am using the term "costume" very loosely) but if you walked into your house and someone was standing in the living room wearing this mask, you would shit your pants. This is what The Strangers would have worn, if The Strangers had had a big enough budget to clear the rights. Although, to be fair, if you walked into your house and it was James Gandolfini standing in the living room wearing this mask, you would double-shit your pants. So let's get off of The Strangers, because I just got off yours (HUH?).
James Gandolfini, though. One of the best dudes! Kanye West wrote the song "Can't Tell Me Nothin'" about him (no he didn't). Oh man, what is this post? A love letter? I LOVE YOU DAD! (Photo via Dlisted.)
Previously: Mickey Rourke Wins The Halloween Costume Contest Of My Nightmares
Posted by Gabe at 4:00 PM in Good Idea Jeans
Tags: Halloween | James Gandolfini
James Gandolfini doesn't believe in nightmares because he is nightmares.
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I'm just trying to figure out what's going on with the witches on that lady's shirt.
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She's a Holidork.
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The Floppy Sack Mask was found dead today of an apparent suicide. The only clue as to the cause was a note written near the body that consisted of just one line: "Well, what's the fucking point?"
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I'm so confused about this post and my feelings for this post. I feel like I'm 13 all over again.
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I'm just glad this post is exactly how I feel about this photo, because I don't think I could read a post about this photo not RULING EVERYTHING.
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Looks like he's about to be picked up in a van and rob a bank that's watched over by William Fichtner. Just sayin'
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The most frightening aspect of this picture is that it was taken 5 months ago.
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james gandolfini already has some scary dead eyes going on, but peering out of that mask takes them to another level.
why did i never realize how scary james gandolfini is?!
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Spike Jonze made him wear this while they were waiting for the big masks.
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What makes this the best? The fact that he haphazardly CUT OUT THE EYES to reveal his own.
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He's shooting his new movie "I'm going to slit their mother fucking throats."
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Yikes, somebody should've told Jeff Gannon his Halloween costume looks super creepy.
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LOL JEFF GANNON EXISTS. Thanks for reminding me.
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This post is my sadness-shield.
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Now they are even.
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HalloWIN!
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If I found James Gandolfini in my living room - even in a creepy Homer Simpson mask - I would jizz my pants, not shit them, and then would hopefully remove his.
SORRY BUT I'M JUST TELLIN' THE TRUTH.
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I love Gandolfini, his crazay eyes, and also this comment.
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It's not just a Homer mask, it's a SEASON ONE Homer mask.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSpCf8-AE94
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Gabe, I may be wrong here, but I think it should read, "I Wish James Gandolfini WERE My Dad."
But I still love you! HAGS!
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If this post is a love letter, then this is me co-signing.
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He is the best Dad! Does anyone remember when he got an emmy or golden globe or something and he did a fart noise for his children on national television. That was the best.
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I wear that shirt when I rake leaves.
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