Snoop Dogg Millionaire (Sorry! Really Not My Fault)
(Please know that this hurts me more than it hurts you.) How did he do it:
(A) He cheated
(B) He's lucky
(C) He's a genius
(D) It is written
(E) None of the above
(F) Because obviously this was a painfully easy question with all of the lifelines at his disposal, because ultimately this is about giving money to charity and making celebrities look good and getting some star power behind this ailing, unwanted show, not about actual knowledge, isn't that right, Patricia Heaton?
G) BLUNTZ
Also, LOL when:
Regis Philbin: You play trivia much?
Snoop Dogg: Yeah, yeah.
Snoop Dogg, one of the world's premiere Trivia Heads. He plays trivia MUCH. So much. It's nuts how much trivia Snoop Dogg plays. He was going to call himself Trivia Dogg, but then he didn't, but he still wishes sometimes that he did. On those dark lonely nights of the soul plane. (WOOF.) (You can't fire me, I quit!) (Via 50Cent.livejournal.com.)
Posted by Gabe at 3:30 PM in Cameos, Game Shows
Tags: Regis Philbin | Slumdog Millionaire | Snoop Dogg | Watchmen | Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
I stay ready so I ain't gotta get ready.
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You're fired!
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Relax, technojeremytrump. Seriously, though, where have YOU been?
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You're alive!
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Jokes about quitting and firing have not magically recovered from Lindsay's departure and become funny again yet. Still a mild :(
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He keeps calling Regis "sir". That right there is RACIST.
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Your t-rex is racist! Big scaly green monster pickin' on little white kids! More like JuRACIST Park! Am I right, people?!
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Dinosaurs.
That is all.
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you ARE right. How did I not notice this before? Oh man, my privilege is showing...
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Snoop D-O-Double Gizzle's Journal. August 20th, 2009. Dog all up in da alley this morning, tire made him blow up. It don't get no realer than this though dog. This city be mad scared o' me. I seen its true face. The streets are extended guttas and the guttas are full o' blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin gonna drown. The accumulated filth of all their fuckin an killin will foam up about they bodies and all the ho's and pimps will look up and shout 'Save us!' And I'll look down, and whisper 'Fuck Bill O'Reilly'
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Snoop Dogg gets 50G's to play football, and what does Ken Jennings get? NOTHING!
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I'll bet Snoop Dogg was really high one day at his weed mansion when he came up with his greatest idea ever. Snoop Dogg Millionaire. That's how he was gonna raise enough money for his inner city football league. That's the real story here Gabe. He made the T-shirt later.
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I am unable to move past the fact that Rorschach is spelled incorrectly. Grammar nerd over here. Also, why does Snoop carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle.
Is that the door? I'll see myself right out.
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Um, it is spelled correctly? And spelling has nothing to do with grammar?
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Shit. Wrong on one, right on two. I'll join you out the door.
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I have my doubts about the veracity of number two, but you are the Rhymenocerous so I will let it slide.
The conversation when our avatars meet at the door:
Ginger Ball Z: Band meeting. Jemaine?
talkingstove: Present
Ginger Ball Z: Brett?
talkingstove: Present
Ginger Ball Z: And I'm present. Let's get started.
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Wait, so they only have to answer one super-easy question, and can use a lifeline, including asking Ken Jennings? Those Celebrity Jeopardy SNL skits weren't so far off. The Penis Mightier indeed!
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The answer to Gabe's question is: G) BLUNTZ. Final answer.
(Sorry)
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Hahahaha, 50 Cent has a livejournal?! I didn't know he was a 15 year old girl from 2003! After the Snoop video did he post an analysis of the lyrics to "Lover I Don't Have to Love" by Bright Eyes or something?!
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You know, charity is great and all, but I have a question: Snoop Dogg, D O double-G, is working to get kids away from gangs and drugs? Yes? Also: to get kids away from gangs and drugs, he's getting them to don team colors and play a sport that takes such a toll on the body that one needs illegal drugs?
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Nice to know 10% of the audience are assholes.
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Very sharp, Snoopy.
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Your charity has helped somewhere between 5,000 - 10,000 kids in 5 years? Come on man, you can make up a random number better than that.
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