Patricia Heaton Is The King Of The Mathletes • Actress Patricia Heaton (Everybody Loves Raymond) just killed it on Celebrity Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? last night. Very impressive. Brawndo gives her the electrolytes her computer brain NEEEEEEDS.
Posted at 4:45 PM in Game Shows
Tags: Everybody Loves Raymond | Genius Bar | Idiocracy | Patricia Heaton | Regis Philbin | Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
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She's no Norm MacDonald, that's for sure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORgRYGCia3M
Score = 7
"I put everything on credit cards Regis, I have no idea how much this is!"
woman of the people.
Score = 2
I never watched "Everybody Loves Raymond" (was that the show she was on?) because frankly I didn't love Raymond. I've heard she's a right wingnut, but never knew she was incredibly stupid as well. Oh wait. That would explain the collagened lips.
Score = 3
You know she doesn't have a belly button, right? I feel like this is a contributing factor to what I just witnessed.
People with belly buttons have better cognitive reasoning abilities, I guess.
Score = 3
Not trying to answer a basic question--with all the information provided to solve it--and complaining about it for 6 minutes sums up "Everybody Loves Raymond." She was just in character.
Score = 2
She is the weakest link, goodbye.
(Get it? The '90s.)
Score = 8
Wow. Just WOW. World Of Warcraft.
Score = 1
I love how she does the "cool thumbs up" dance right after she says people like her from the "middle" (what) are "smarter" than people from the coasts. So true Patricia.
Score = 0
I like how she called her husband because he's European. Because obviously the reason she can't answer the question is that she's from North America, and we don't use the euro here.
Score = 0