Friday Fight: Who Has Less Of A Sense Of Humor Than Mark Wahlberg?
Even though Lindsay and Gabe are friends, they very rarely agree on anything. Every day, they have a fight about something. On Fridays, we publish one.
gabe: who has less of a sense of humor about things than Mark Wahlberg?
gabe: am I seriously going to fight about this? didn't I fight with Lindsay about Mark Wahlberg last weeek
gabe: well Lindsay is out of town and Mark Wahlberg is what's HOT right now
gabe: you are what's lame right now
gabe: you are what's lame always. Answer the question.
gabe: David schwimmer.
gabe: You're really proud of yourself with that david schwimmer call back every time, aren't you?
gabe: I'm really lazy of myself with that david schwimmer call back every time. Fine, who do I think has less of a sense of humor about things than Mark Wahlberg?
gabe: Russell Crowe
gabe: That is probably true. Russell Crowe is basically an older Australian Mark Wahlberg without the history of terrible rapping.
gabe: Not that Russell Crowe doesn't have a terrible history of his own.
gabe: Yes. Just not rapping. And there is no Russell Crowe exercise tape to the best of my knowledge.
gabe: Russell Crowe is probably more anti-semitic, too. I have nothing to back that up other than my Jew sense.
gabe: we can tell when we are not wanted.
gabe: at teh very least we can tell when if it were fifty years ago and someone was the manager of a hotel he would probably not rent us a room.
gabe: like Mel Gibson
gabe: ugh, Mel Gibson, don't get yourself started on Mel Gibson
gabe: he also probably has less of a sense of humor than Mark Wahlberg
gabe: now, yeah. He seems like he probably was more fun when he was younger, but once you start publicly denying the Holocaust, your "sense of humor rating" goes way down.
gabe: would I rather have a drink with Mel Gibson or Russell Crowe?
gabe: what's the drink?
gabe: i don't know what the drink is. Is that really the point?
gabe: well different drinks come in different glasses, and different glasses have different effects when you smash them into anti-semites' faces
gabe: creep
gabe: you're the creep
gabe: that's what I said
gabe: to answer my question, I would rather have a drink with Russell Crowe
gabe: yeah
gabe: Mel Gibson doesn't seem like he's a very fun drunk
gabe: no
gabe: and russell has never publicly denied the Holocaust, which isn't a thing that normally gets you extra points, but in this case it gets you all the extra points
gabe: besides, isn't Mel Gibson in jail
gabe: is he?
gabe: he should be
gabe: this is retarded
gabe: you're retarded
gabe: I wish Lindsay was here
gabe: yeah, me too.
Posted by Gabe at 5:30 PM in Friday Fight
Tags: Mark Wahlberg | Mel Gibson | Russell Crowe | The Holocaust
that'll do, gabe. that'll do.
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....I can't believe I read all that
And, as if it were legitimately 2 different people
What can I say Gabe, you have a talent for storytelling. You're like a modern day Shakespeare or Marlowe or LeVar Burton.
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I'm really glad you and Max are my boyfriends. Its even funnier when you do this self-conversation thing out of nowhere at home. You joker!
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......o....you're breaking my tiny little heart.
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Hey, good job there crazy!
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Sorry Gabe, but Gabe totally won this Friday Fight. Gabe made some really good points that pretty much beat what Gabe had to say. Better luck next time Gabe.
Score = 2
videogum: lindsay is unnecessary!
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No, Lindsay is necessary. She posts the stories that I may actually be familiar with. (gabe your off the wall posts are the ying to lindz yang)
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i agree with this. i like that lindsay covers the cute beat. she is like lenny briscoe to gabe's mariska hargitay.
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Mark Walberg is still dealing with teen tramua issues aka "Marky Mark" that is a curse that he can't shake- "We move on- but we never forget."
You know who is actually funny that Anderson Cooper dude- he's got a sense of humor- I suggest you having him in a Friday Night Fight- he's a sport.
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jim/angela...wtf, the font is so small.
also, can you make it so it actually remembers me on VG, i have to enter my info every time on this site. it's a lot of work, OK? :p
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