gabe: i think we should stop posting our friday fights
gabe: these are personal
gabe: they are no one's business!
lindsay: I like to think of them as the algonquin round table.
lindsay: Who else is out there figuring out whether or not Kevin Smith should be allowed to exist?
gabe: they're more like the algonquin table for two
gabe: right by the kitchen
gabe: where they put the shitheads
lindsay: I think we've exhausted all of the Big Questions.
gabe: it's true, we've really tackled everything that is important
gabe: Kathy Griffin
lindsay: Vampires
gabe: Vampires
lindsay: Jinx
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gabe: who do you think should win the coveted Best WTF? Moment at the MTV Movie Awards?
lindsay: Well for one thing, it should be something that is actually WTF. Like, Amy Poehler peeing in the sink in Baby Mama? She had to, there was a child lock on the toilet!
lindsay: We know exactly what the fuck on that one.
gabe: yes, that is not a wtf moment
gabe: it is very clear what is happening there
lindsay: I would say the Slumdog Millionaire scene so brilliantly described by MTV as "jumping in the poop shed" will probably definitely win.
gabe: i hope slumdog millionaire sweeps
gabe: the whole show
lindsay: Also, that was someone's job, to make up that description
gabe: i hope they win every single award
gabe: what a proud moment that will be
gabe: for slumdog millionaire fans
lindsay: oh man
gabe: another feather in that awful cap
lindsay: I see where this is going
gabe: haha
gabe: yes!
gabe: straight into the poop shed
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gabe: i cannot believe that adam lambert lost American Idol
gabe: since he is the person that i have arbitrarily decided to have been rooting for
lindsay: adam lambert did not get as many votes as my person, "Kris Allen."
gabe: who's she?
lindsay: She wears a bikini, I think?
lindsay: Yes, that's correct: she wears a bikini and is called "bikini girl."
lindsay: Kris Allen the bikini girl
gabe: i think that this proves that american idol is a bankrupt show
gabe: because the person who i have arbitrarily decided to have been more talented
gabe: did not win?
gabe: can you win American Idol?
gabe: you can win, right?
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gabe: someone took down the baby doing the stanky leg video
gabe: oh, NOW you are going to start being a parent to your child?
gabe: i feel like if you don't realize what is going to happen
gabe: when you tape your baby GRINDING
gabe: on the kitchen counter
gabe: and put it on the internet
gabe: then you should not be allowed to remove that video when you change your mind
gabe: it's just fair to us
lindsay: yeah, there should be a lock.
gabe: i'm sorry, poor babies
gabe: i am sorry that your parents made you look/act the fool
lindsay: They have websites now that are like YouTube but just for parents to post videos of their kids so only their friends and family see.
lindsay: So, like, basically, I want to hack into one of those websites.
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gabe: what kind of cake should we buy woody allen for his retirement?
lindsay: hahaha
lindsay: One of those boobie cakes.
gabe: what?
gabe: THIS IS A HERO'S FAREWELL
gabe: this is not your sister-in-law's bridal shower
gabe: SHOW SOME RESPECT
gabe: you know what a booby cake says?
gabe: A booby cake says "I keep my work shoes in the bottom drawer of my desk, and i am thinking about getting another cat so Pumpkers isn't lonely"
gabe: also your cat is named Pumpkers
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lindsay: Who do you think actually has a bigger penis, McG or Michael Bay?
gabe: hmmm
gabe: who do I barf has a bigger barf, barf or barf?
gabe: is that your question?
lindsay: Someone needs to start this national conversation.
gabe: i think someone did
gabe: his name is McG and he is a clown
lindsay: Other than McG
gabe: i like that you are taking up the torch for him
gabe: the long, thin torch
gabe: the hot, hard torch
lindsay: A clown with insider information about Michael Bay's penis size!
lindsay: I say McG
gabe: you would say McG
gabe: just because you think about McG's penis all the time doesn't make it the biggest, Lindsay
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lindsay: is everyone on youtube that we think is a pervert actually a pervert?
gabe: yes
gabe: wait, who?
lindsay: it can't be!
gabe: that old dude?
gabe: your boyfriend?
lindsay: well, remember the halcyon days of tuesday
lindsay: when we thought the creepy old man was a man with a sense of humor about his face and that he was a gift to us from the internet
lindsay: and then we found out he's on the sexual offender list?
gabe: right
lindsay: and, apparently, he breastfeeds his dog with his stomach? (WARNING, this is terrible!!):
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lindsay: Do you think Twittering during movies should become a big thing?
gabe: what?
lindsay: Well last night Aziz Ansari and a bunch of other comedians went to a screening of Crank 2 and live twittered it for something called #twitflix
gabe: right
gabe: i read all about it on harry knowles twitter
lindsay: and there's this debate
gabe: because i read harry knowles's twitter
gabe: because i hate myself
lindsay: it seems like this could become a "Thing"
lindsay: like, a big thing that people do
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