We Should Buy More Pistachio Nuts, You Guys • Wait, Levi Johnston is the official spokesperson for pistachio nuts? What's next? HENRY HAGER SELLING FOOT SALTS? (Henry Hager is married to Jenna Bush, and I have no idea what foot salts are. My point is that this is weird and huh?)
Posted at 2:30 PM in Free Advertising
Tags: Levi Johnston | Nuts
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Hahaha "does it with protection". I see what you did there, Pistachios.
Score = 5
How do i get a title as cool as "palin-child impregnator"? seriously. i don't want to change my videogum name or i will be scolded.
Score = 5
Maybe he got more out of "dating" Kathy Griffin then just a squeezer. She is quite good (awful) at selling herself (awful).
Score = 1
They spent "$15 million" putting Levi Johnston in front of a white background with his bodyguard/talent agent, and then making approximately 4 assistants lackadaisically shout "Levi..." off camera. The math logic stopped at pop culture + sex + pistachio nuts = all the money
Score = 4
they blew $14.5 million on the cg pistachio at the end
Score = 4
Ben Folds has a new song for his next album on the topic of Levi Johnston written by Nick Hornby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg-KqSCzwIU Its alright... It feels like something Family Guy would do.
Score = 0
It was better when he played it live....
Score = 0
Your avatar is making my epilepsy flare up.
Score = 1
Is your avatar a bird Jesus shoot a hopping Santa Claus head?
Score = 0
shooting*… ugh.
Score = -1
I'm pretty sure it's a Darwin head. But, yeah. I like to think it represents the eternal struggle between humankind's yearning for God and scientific expansion. Also, laser eyes.
Score = 6
A+, America.
A+.
Score = 4