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July 17, 2009

Meat Loaf Will Do Anything For Cash, And He Will Do This (Get It?)

OK. I had been wondering for weeks why A1 had changed its slogan to "A-1 Steak Sauce: TIME TO TRIP BALLZ." New direction. That bottle of sauce is TOO BIG. Check this out! Hahaha! Whoa!

They have another slogan, which is "A-1 Steak Sauce: Meatloaf's life seems kind of depressing." Dinner for one, please. No pants, bathrobe, some slippers: YES SERVICE. (Sorry. For everything.)

Also, why is Meat Loaf everyone's favorite spokesperson? He could not even sell me on his own music. ZING Hurts!

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JK!
Boo Meatloaf, you guys!

Posted by: Mitchapalooza profile link at 07/17/09 1:24 PM  | Reply
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I'm surprised this didn't happen sooner.

Posted by: ber profile link at 07/17/09 1:24 PM  | Reply
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In before somebody says bitch tits.

Posted by: Kenny Powers profile link at 07/17/09 1:25 PM  | Reply
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Meatloaf will always be Bob to me.

And also an important component of the phrase, "Don't let your Meatloaf — use it!" Ew.

Posted by: ladders profile link at 07/17/09 1:26 PM  | Reply
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Well even Meatloaf has to put food on his family . . . and then cover it in a thick layer of steak sauce.

Posted by: Girl Friday profile link at 07/17/09 1:37 PM  | Reply
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Meatloaf eating meatloaf totally came out of left field for me. Go job being lazy ad execs. I wonder if they put A1 steak sauce on their :(

Posted by: Bad tings ah gwan profile link at 07/17/09 1:56 PM  | Reply
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I can't really explain how much 1) I love this, and 2) I wanted him to sing, "I would do anything for SAUCE." I actually started laughing out loud before he finished that line because that's what I had hoped/expected it to be.

Now you guys know what it's like in my head.

Posted by: Max Silvestri profile link at 07/17/09 1:59 PM  | Reply
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is that you in the picture with the giant pencil?

Posted by: nicole profile link  in reply to  Max Silvestri's comment at 07/19/09 7:41 PM  | Reply
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Brandon Flowers is the new Meatloaf.

Posted by: Al profile link at 07/17/09 2:02 PM  | Reply
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Thanks for bastardizing the greatest song ever made, A1. I guess you will do that, Mr. Loaf.

Posted by: MediaGay profile link at 07/17/09 2:03 PM  | Reply
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I'm shocked that singforyourbeef.com was still available in 2009.

Posted by: DotheFeedback profile link at 07/17/09 2:22 PM  | Reply
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I've always thought Meatloaf was a Cash 4 Gold kind of guy.

Posted by: jmpang profile link at 07/17/09 2:53 PM  | Reply
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sauce plz

Posted by: dafs profile link at 07/17/09 3:13 PM  | Reply
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10 seconds of the 47 are Meatloaf laughing to himself.
That does not a sane commercial make.

Posted by: bengootscar profile link at 07/17/09 5:24 PM  | Reply
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hey max silvestri! i loved your comics in the early to mid 90's! glow in the dark hologram scratch n sniff collector's cover? SOLD! do you guys remember mr. Loaf as the villain in the Sam Jackson in a kilt schlockfest Formula 51?

Posted by: greggins at 07/17/09 8:41 PM  | Reply
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He is a grown man that refers to himself as "Meatloaf" and lives in an house with a sign out front calling it "Meatloaf Manor" and apparently he sits by the pool eating meatloaf all day. Did you honestly think he would have any self respect?

Posted by: Zayin_451 profile link at 07/17/09 11:43 PM  | Reply
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They have an entire video contest behind it

here´s my favorite sample:


the whole collection is at www.singforyourbeef.com

Posted by: Piolin at 07/23/09 5:26 PM  | Reply
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whoops here´s the link to the one I liked

http://www.youtube.com/user/BigOldFlip

Posted by: Piolin  in reply to  Piolin's comment at 07/23/09 5:29 PM  | Reply
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whoops here´s the link to the one I liked

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syJ_yYxKYaI

Posted by: Piolin  in reply to  Piolin's comment at 07/23/09 5:31 PM  | Reply
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