Let's All Pitch In And Have A Spencer Pratt Pizza Party (Or Not)
Spencer Pratt is a goat genius, so he knows all about the importance of viral marketing, which is why he is getting the word out there about Heidi Montag Pratt's "music" with an offer that we almost cannot refuse (The Godfather reference in a blog post about Spencer Pratt. Congratulations, The Godfather). From PopCrunch:
Spencer Pratt really wants people to download his wife's music. That's why the preppy star of The Hills is offering to have 100 pizzas delivered for every person who purchases 100 downloads of any of Heidi Montag song...On Wednesday, the reality star released his phone number on his Twitter account, which went to a pre-recorded message saying, "If you buy 100 [downloads of Heidi's music], then I will deliver 100 pizzas to your house - hand delivered! Heidi will come. We'll watch a DVD!"
Wait, seriously? That's basically $100, isn't it? It costs $100 to have 100 pizzas delivered to your house by Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag? That is actually cheaper than just ordering 100 pizzas and having them delivered by a civilian creep. I mean, I know that having to look into the eyes of a goatman leaves you forever changed, but we'd basically be MAKING MONEY on this. PIZZA PARTYYYYY.
No? Too gross and sad? He is a monster in human flesh? There's no such thing as free pizza if that pizza comes topped with psychological abuse and self-delusion? Yeah, you're probably right. Nevermind.
Posted by Gabe at 12:00 PM in Free Advertising
Tags: Heidi Montag | Pizza | Spencer Pratt | The Hills
Gabe, consider yourself Double-Dogged. Be sure to invite Max to your super-awesome pizza party!! Lots of Love!
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YES
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In contract (K) law, that is a valid offer and the downloading would be a valid acceptance. Basically if he douches out we could sue him. Just sayin'
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Gabe, I nominate this as a Double Dog Challenge!
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If you act now, Spencer will also throw in a side order of his special "Crazy Douche Bread".
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would he deliver to australia?
the bonus would be once they leave to deliver them you could lock the country behind them.. although then i guess we'd be stuck with the douchensteins.. maybe i'll give my address as new zealand..
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I nominate this for a Videogum 100 days since 1 year in office party! If he follows through this would be amazing!
On the other hand I suggest a homeless shelter take him up on this. $100 for 100 pies could feed a lot of people. Plus The Hills cameras shooting in a homeless shelter would make all our TV's esploddde!
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How many services allow you to download the same song 100 times? And doesn't that equate to Heidi Montag having an appearance fee of only $100? (Kinda pales to Spencer's self-beloved & exorbitant appearance fee.)
Now I know why he stumped for McCain. It's because they both don't know how to use computers.
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There's a catch: his goatee is a topping.
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Looks like Billy Bush/E! has just taken Spencer up on his offer:
"@billybush please thank your web department again for buying 100 copies of Heidi's music on iTunes!!! I can wait to give pizza to homeless!"
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Has anyone else noticed the picture of the starving black child in the top right corner? The world has good reason to hate us.
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And here i was looking for a lure to kidnap and murder Spencer Pratt.
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Looks like I'll be rick rolling his cell all afternoon.
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If you're going to Spencers viral pizza party you better bring protection
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wait, 100 times the same couple of songs? or is she on that coideined-out-100-songs-a-day-weezy tip?
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