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October 3, 2008

Welcome To Crazytown, Population Dan Aykroyd

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There is nothing crazier in the entire world, which is a very crazy place, than Dan Akroyd (Dan Aykroyd!) starting his own line of crystal-filtered vodka, sold in a skull shaped bottle, and based on his lifelong fascination with the occult. Well, there is one thing crazier in the entire world, and that is an 8 minute long advertisement featuring Dan Aykroyd in which he explains his new line of crystal-filtered vodka, sold in a skull-shaped bottle, and based on his lifelong fascination with the occult.

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NUUUUUUUUTS. That is nuts. Dan Aykroyd's family can't come to your party this weekend because they're going to spend all day Saturday checking out hospitals.

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this is obviously a high-concept (read: not really funny) farce. especially noticeable when he mentions the "really cool bottle" and triple Herkimer diamond filtering. It's meant to be weird/funny.

also anyone notice the Indiana Jones connection? Aykroyd was in one of the original trilogy, and is good friends with Spielberg. perhaps this is just a strangely conceived DVD tie-in? no stranger that the plot of Indy 4.

Posted by: A-dizzle at 10/03/08 2:08 PM | Reply
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It's aYkroyd. With two Ys. I don't know why it's so hard to get right.

Posted by: face at 10/03/08 2:22 PM | Reply
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Gabe

Corrected.

Posted by: Gabe profile link in reply to face's comment at 10/03/08 2:48 PM | Reply
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I know what I'm asking Santa for this Christmas.

Posted by: Her? profile link at 10/03/08 2:39 PM | Reply
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i ain't afraid a' no spirits and beings once living and now gone into another life.

Posted by: leah at 10/03/08 3:55 PM | Reply
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iamsosorry

Viral marketing for Ghostbusters.

Posted by: iamsosorry profile link at 10/03/08 7:08 PM | Reply
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Poe's Law? If so: haha?

Posted by: JMAC at 10/03/08 8:05 PM | Reply
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"At the Smithsonian and the Houston Museum of Fine Art in Houston, Texas"

"Two years in development."

Glassmaker with the last name "Glass."

Four minutes spent extolling the artistic virtue of a tacky glass skull.

This is actually kind of brilliant. Even the ridiculous length of the clip adds to it.

Posted by: michaelduff profile link at 10/03/08 9:50 PM | Reply
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What's weird is I watched all of it..I listened to all of it. Why did I do that?

Posted by: Parker profile link at 10/04/08 3:05 AM | Reply
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Elliot

"Ray's gone bye-bye, Egon"

Posted by: Elliot profile link at 10/04/08 5:00 AM | Reply
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http://www.notcot.com/archives/2008/10/crystal_head_vo.php ...I think its legit. I also found it on some online liquor stores. Its only $39.99...

Posted by: Christian at 10/06/08 2:14 PM | Reply
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he's been an open supporter of ufo research and stuff like that for a long time. he's a lifetime member of the mutual ufo network (MUFON, for the in-crowd.)
http://www.mufon.com/akroyd.htm
it's not important how i know this.

Posted by: caringiscool at 10/07/08 12:03 PM | Reply
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Herkimer Diamonds are just double-terminated quartz (basically like a crystal form of fools' gold). I think that about clinches it. Along with some of the other things pointed out this is clearly a joke, however elaborate. Think about it: if you're Dan Aykroyd, why the hell wouldn't you?

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Posted by: gossyk at 10/30/08 11:29 AM | Reply
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