The Cheeseball Girl Is Like The Naked Cowboy But With Cheeseballs And Clothes
Kudos to the makers of this video for making the only comedy-song-based YouTube video I've ever watched until the end, but it had more to do with trying to figure out what the HELL this is about: there's a chick running around with a giant cheeseball dispenser strapped to her, giving "one cheeseball at a time" to the homeless, people on planes, and, most wtf-ly, people whose house was burning down at the time. There's no explanation of why, except to make people laugh, but this is a lot of kind of meaningless effort to make people laugh:
Just when you're about to chalk it up to (not very viral, so far) viral marketing for Utz cheese balls, you go to the cheeseball chick's website, and...oops! It's for Jesus. Of course! This chick is going to be on a national morning show any second now. (Also please note that she has a Christian album called "Keep Your Pants On.") (Thanks to Bryan for the tip!)
Posted by Lindsay at 1:30 PM in Free Advertising
The shot where she laughs after the homeless guy looks at the two or three cheeseballs she's popped in his bag just taints the rest of it for me.
Score = 1
I like that the song sounds like a Praise and Worship song at a mega-church.
Score = 1
If that bitch came at me with cheeseballs while my house was burning down, I would throw her in it.
Score = -1
this is stupid. You're not special, cheeseball girl.
Score = -2
The kitten licking the cheeseball almost makes up for the burning house incident.
Score = 2
I really can't fault cheeseball girl's intentions, but i can't help imagining what the homeless guys were thinking. "Haha, this was fun, but seriously, are you really only going to give me 2 cheeseballs?"
Score = 3
because of her - I seriously want to pose as cheeseball girl and fucking poison the cheeseballs i give people in the name of jesus BECAUSE I AM A STRANGER GIVING YOU FOOD.... also people don't wash their hands after touching that dispenser
Score = -1
The only thing worse than that god awful video, was that lame-ass song.
Score = -1
What the fuck does handing out cheese balls (which I'm sure are loaded with hydrogenated oils and artificial flavors/colors) have to do with Jesus? Now that terrible, repetitive song is going to be stuck in my head all day. Thanks, Lindsay. Thanks a lot.
Score = -1